Spent 12 on a floating dog toy

[OldJohnnyYen]

I chucked it in the lake and my dogs watched it sink Called the shop and they said they could only refund me if I took it back. How lame is that?

Put it down to experience and move on eh? felt like a numpty with folk watching though

[cal216610]

Thanks for the heads up, OP.

[Jonboy_t]

OldJohnnyYen said:

I chucked it in the lake and my dogs watched it sink Called the shop and they said they could only refund me if I took it back. How lame is that?

Put it down to experience and move on eh? felt like a numpty with folk watching though

Sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh! I feel your pain, but the irony is strong with this one - a floating dog toy that sinks and can only be refunded if you bring it back!

Falls into the same category as canoe handbrakes and motorcycle ashtrays.

[ArsE92]

What units did you pay in? If it was 12 salt grains then that's not too bad. 12 English pounds and I'd be saddened.

[OldJohnnyYen]

ArsE92 said:

What units did you pay in? If it was 12 salt grains then that's not too bad. 12 English pounds and I'd be saddened.

12

I felt a right plonker when it just sank, shame it wasn't caught on camera

[CypherP]

Why not have just bought a tennis ball?

[Turbodiesel1690]

Best thread on PH

[condor]

CypherP said:

Why not have just bought a tennis ball?

I think they sink too

[CypherP]

condor said:

CypherP said:

Why not have just bought a tennis ball?

I think they sink too

All the tennis balls I've ever used for the dogs have had very good buoyancy! For some reason this thread makes me imagine the OP in an ACME pet shop, with a salesman convincing him that an anvil labelled 'Floating Dog Toy' will do just the job..

[madbadger]

Can the dog not vouch for your story? Go in with a sad face or something.

[OldJohnnyYen]

madbadger said:

Can the dog not vouch for your story? Go in with a sad face or something.

One of them is a basset hound, sad face is the only face he can pull

[Cock Womble 7]

Decent dogs would have dived in and got it back for you.

Your dogs are useless.

[Famous Graham]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Decent dogs would have dived in and got it back for you.

Your dogs are useless.

[0000]

[Pixel Pusher]

Tell the shop that your dog drowned while diving to retrieve the toy and only a replacement toy will ease your pain.

Chop an onion just before going into the shop for added watery eyed emotion.

Edited by Pixel Pusher on Friday 16th March 15:45

[KP328]

Is the name of the Basset Hound called Fred?

[Famous Graham]

There's a set of those dog pics if you didn't see them when they did the rounds recently :

https://tandemstock.com/browse?q=seth+casteel

[Cock Womble 7]

Famous Graham said:

There's a set of those dog pics if you didn't see them when they did the rounds recently :

https://tandemstock.com/browse?q=seth+casteel

They're brilliant.

[Frankeh]

If this turns up stuck in that guys dam I'm going to flip my sh*t.

[SWoll]

KP328 said:

Is the name of the Basset Hound called Fred?

Does the dogs name have it's own name?

Famous Graham said:

There's a set of those dog pics if you didn't see them when they did the rounds recently :

https://tandemstock.com/browse?q=seth+casteel

He should rename his webiste "How to become terrified of your own dog"

Edited by SWoll on Friday 16th March 16:09