Somalia pirate mission creep
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andy_s

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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Somalia pirates: EU approves attacks on land bases

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-17487767

Beeb said:
The European Union has agreed to expand its mission against Somali pirates, by allowing military forces to attack land targets as well as those at sea.

In a two year-extension of its mission, EU defence ministers agreed warships could target boats and fuel dumps.

The BBC's security correspondent Frank Gardner says the move is a significant step-up in operations, but one that also risks escalation.

Several EU naval ships are currently on patrol off the Horn of Africa.

They police shipping routes and protect humanitarian aid.

The EU says the main tasks of the mission are the protection of vessels of the World Food Programme delivering food aid to displaced people in Somalia, and the fight against piracy off the Somali coast.

In a statement, the EU's foreign policy head Catherine Ashton said fighting piracy was a priority of the mission in the Horn of Africa.

"Today's important decision extends [Operation] Atalanta's mandate for two more years and allows it to take more robust action on the Somali coast," she said.

The EU said "a budget of 14.9m euros (£12.4m; $197m) is provided for the common costs of the prolonged mandate".
Not only do the skinnies have to contend with hairy-arsed ex-RMs pointing SLRs at them, but now they'll be shelled from ship to shore.

Poor things.

Greg_D

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277 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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i'm surprised they haven't recreated the old Q ship regime. A hitherto ordinary looking vessel bristling with enough firepower to make these awful little people simply go away.

Are the navy entitled to 'fire at will' or are there reams of method statements and H+S forms to fill out before telling them firmly to stop taking people hostage?

F i F

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282 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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I'm surprised some enterprising cruise line hasn't set up a tour, armed to the teeth with ex Foreign legion and the like. I'm sure certain passengers would be interested to see these scrotes get their come uppance.


Hoofy

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313 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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F i F said:
I'm surprised some enterprising cruise line hasn't set up a tour, armed to the teeth with ex Foreign legion and the like. I'm sure certain passengers would be interested to see these scrotes get their come uppance.
That's quite an interesting idea. Bit like hunting in Africa but not for lions and wildebeest. Not sure having Captain Pugwash's head mounted on the wall of my study is a good idea or not, though.

blindswelledrat

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263 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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andy_s said:
Not only do the skinnies have to contend with hairy-arsed ex-RMs pointing SLRs at them,
Approximately half of the collections of letters in that sentence have no meaning to a normal human

Digga

48,584 posts

314 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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Hoofy said:
F i F said:
I'm surprised some enterprising cruise line hasn't set up a tour, armed to the teeth with ex Foreign legion and the like. I'm sure certain passengers would be interested to see these scrotes get their come uppance.
That's quite an interesting idea. Bit like hunting in Africa but not for lions and wildebeest. Not sure having Captain Pugwash's head mounted on the wall of my study is a good idea or not, though.
Sign me up, I'll have a balcony cabin with a gattling gun and 100,000 rounds. Oh, and a nice bottle of Bombay sapphire in the fridge too.

TTwiggy

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235 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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Digga said:
Hoofy said:
F i F said:
I'm surprised some enterprising cruise line hasn't set up a tour, armed to the teeth with ex Foreign legion and the like. I'm sure certain passengers would be interested to see these scrotes get their come uppance.
That's quite an interesting idea. Bit like hunting in Africa but not for lions and wildebeest. Not sure having Captain Pugwash's head mounted on the wall of my study is a good idea or not, though.
Sign me up, I'll have a balcony cabin with a gattling gun and 100,000 rounds. Oh, and a nice bottle of Bombay sapphire in the fridge too.
Wasn't there a Russian company offering this already? Seem to recall that their plan was to sail back and forth off the shore of Somalia, getting closer and slower until they attracted some attention, at which point they would let rip with enough firepower to stage a mid-size military coup.

I'm sure I'm not imagining this, and believe that the passengers could hire different levels of weapons (from AK74s through to RPGs) depending upon their 'budget'.

fiatpower

3,662 posts

202 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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TTwiggy said:
Wasn't there a Russian company offering this already? Seem to recall that their plan was to sail back and forth off the shore of Somalia, getting closer and slower until they attracted some attention, at which point they would let rip with enough firepower to stage a mid-size military coup.

I'm sure I'm not imagining this, and believe that the passengers could hire different levels of weapons (from AK74s through to RPGs) depending upon their 'budget'.
Think it was a joke

gtdc

4,259 posts

314 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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Excellent. I do like a good pirate thread. (and we got told off for calling them seapikeeeees).

We have to face facts. Despite the fact they look like what you'd get if Paul Teutel Jnr bred with a hamster, they are actually pretty damn good at pirating. We used to get quite excited about there being a pirate mothership and their ancient and huge walkie talkies but now (per the BBC) there is a pirate community and a pirate spokesman. We should sign them up for something.

Ridding the Planet of Cable & Balls?
Refinancing Greece?
Next archbishop?
Massa's replacement?
Getting rid of the Occupy Wherever crusties?

andy_s

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290 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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blindswelledrat said:
andy_s said:
Not only do the skinnies have to contend with hairy-arsed ex-RMs pointing SLRs at them,
Approximately half of the collections of letters in that sentence have no meaning to a normal human
biggrin

contend - Verb; 1.Struggle to surmount (a difficulty or danger). 2.Engage in a competition or campaign in order to win or achieve something).

HTH


('skinnies' = pirates, Somalian. RMs - Royal Marines. SLR - self loading rifle pre-1980's, akin to Chuck Norris in its awesome devastation capabilities)


King Herald

23,501 posts

247 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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TTwiggy said:
I'm sure I'm not imagining this, and believe that the passengers could hire different levels of weapons (from AK74s through to RPGs) depending upon their 'budget'.
Now I could handle a little of that action! yes

MonkeyHanger

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273 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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blindswelledrat said:
andy_s said:
Not only do the skinnies have to contend with hairy-arsed ex-RMs pointing SLRs at them,
Approximately half of the collections of letters in that sentence have no meaning to a normal human
I believe he's talking about former Postal operatives carrying cameras with interchangeable lenses.

Or probably not wink

Mojocvh

16,837 posts

293 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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MonkeyHanger said:
blindswelledrat said:
andy_s said:
Not only do the skinnies have to contend with hairy-arsed ex-RMs pointing SLRs at them,
Approximately half of the collections of letters in that sentence have no meaning to a normal human
I believe he's talking about former Postal operatives carrying cameras with interchangeable lenses.

Or probably not wink
AKA der cannon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L1A1_Self-Loading_Rif...

The US marine pictured in the article still thinks he's holding an M16! rofl



Edited by Mojocvh on Friday 23 March 18:08

Saddle bum

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250 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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King Herald said:
Now I could handle a little of that action! yes
It would sell like 'ot cakes.

Puggit

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279 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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F i F said:
I'm surprised some enterprising cruise line hasn't set up a tour, armed to the teeth with ex Foreign legion and the like. I'm sure certain passengers would be interested to see these scrotes get their come uppance.
http://www.somalicruises.com/ biggrin

Negative Creep

26,144 posts

258 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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Wouldn't it be easier just to nuke the entire place?

Matt p

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239 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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From orbit?

Oakey

27,984 posts

247 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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andy_s said:
biggrin

contend - Verb; 1.Struggle to surmount (a difficulty or danger). 2.Engage in a competition or campaign in order to win or achieve something).

HTH


('skinnies' = pirates, Somalian. RMs - Royal Marines. SLR - self loading rifle pre-1980's, akin to Chuck Norris in its awesome devastation capabilities)
I'm glad you cleared that up as I had visions of ex-Royal Marines pointing telescopic lenses on expensive Canon bodies at them.

Gaspowered

331 posts

196 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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Matt p said:
From orbit?
It's the only way to be sure.

VxDuncan

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265 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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I really should pay more attention at the back. I didn't realise that the EU had a defence arm, nor that it had it's own "missions". Wonder how many meetings that budget will cover. Three? Four?