Oil Analysis
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Patrick Bateman

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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Wanting to get one of these done on the car, there seems to be a few websites offering their services but are there any that are recommended or best to avoid?

tercelgold

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178 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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Firstly what is an "Oil Analysis", above or apart from replacing the oil which would seem easier.

Patrick Bateman

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tercelgold

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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Patrick Bateman said:
Lol

The Plasma in the Process
A spectrometer can be aimed at a star to determine what elements may exist in the star, if all the star's light is being generated by the star (rather than reflected off the star). Spectrometry works on the same principle, but we have to first create the light. We do this by converting the actual oil into light energy. This is done by injecting the oil into something called plasma. You can think of plasma as a flame, since it looks like a green flame. But plasma is much hotter than a normal flame, and it needs to be in order to do its work. The plasma we use has a temperature of about 10,000° C. Plasma is actually the highest state of energy (the states of energy being solid, liquid, gas, and plasma).

Different types of plasma have been used over the last several decades that oil analysis has been commercially available. Early on, plasma was electrically generated as an arc. The drawback of an electric arc is that as it is generated, it can vary in intensity because the electrical part generating the arc erodes. The erosion causes changes in system resistance, resulting in variable plasma intensity. When using plasma to read the intensity of light from elements, it's best if the plasma's light is constant. Otherwise, errors can be introduced into the process.

Inductive coupled plasma, known in the trade as ICP, works by converting argon gas into plasma. So long as the argon pressures and flow rates don't change, and the power causing the plasma's generation is steady, the intensity of the plasma stays the same. This gives ICP spectrometry the industry gold star for incredible accuracy.

The Rainbow Connection
To understand what happens next, think of a rainbow. When you see a rainbow, what you're really seeing is moisture droplets in the air acting as prisms to refract (to separate) the various wavelengths of light into individual colors that can be seen by the human eye.

twazzock

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190 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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I googled to work out what an oil analysis was and came up with the link you just provided.


Sounds like a laugh.

Patrick Bateman

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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I don't know what anyone would expect with the term 'oil analysis', kind of speaks for itself.

twazzock

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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So does 'snake oil'.

Frankly it sounds like bks!

Patrick Bateman

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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twazzock said:
So does 'snake oil'.

Frankly it sounds like bks!
Then you don't know what you're talking about.


twazzock

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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Patrick Bateman said:
Then you don't know what you're talking about.
Well admittedly, no I don't.

But I've never heard of oil analysis and the blurb you've provided sounds a load of cock.

Can you provide something actually worth reading that will convince me it's an important process let alone worth employing on a car?

Patrick Bateman

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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twazzock said:
Well admittedly, no I don't.

But I've never heard of oil analysis and the blurb you've provided sounds a load of cock.

Can you provide something actually worth reading that will convince me it's something worth reading let alone worth employing on a car?
Is it that hard to accept that oil can be analysed in great detail? How do you think manufacturers test the stuff?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_analysis

Urban Sports

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224 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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Patrick Bateman said:
Wanting to get one of these done on the car, there seems to be a few websites offering their services but are there any that are recommended or best to avoid?
Wha cho talkin bout?

TheEnd

15,370 posts

209 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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It can be analysed, and you can then spend the next 2 months worrying that the copper content is a few ppm higher than normal.


twazzock

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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I fully appreciate that oil can be 'analysed' but see next to no purpose for any car to have its oil poked and prodded. If there was really a problem I imagine you'd notice it in the drive way before the oil.

It's a bit like having the Daily Mail diagnosing your car with cancer, I imagine.

Dave Hedgehog

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225 months

Friday 23rd March 2012
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this is the only application i can think its justifiable for

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTofA--Urxc

Patrick Bateman

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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twazzock said:
I fully appreciate that oil can be 'analysed' but see next to no purpose for any car to have its oil poked and prodded. If there was really a problem I imagine you'd notice it in the drive way before the oil.

It's a bit like having the Daily Mail diagnosing your car with cancer, I imagine.
Not really.

The whole point of it is to identify any future problems before they fully develop, hence why it's used across industry.

Didn't think it'd be so unheard of on this site of all places.

twazzock

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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Sounds like pseudoscience to me. If it was any sort of recognised 'science' it wouldn't have such a terrible wikipedia so lacking in any references at all. To me it has all the credibility of folded down back seats and electric superchargers.

Patrick Bateman

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Deva Link

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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It does seem quite a big thing in the US - they take this stuff very seriously.

Be aware that the labs use different test methods to each other so once you pick a lab you have to stick with it for any comparison to previous results to be valid.

It does seem a bit pointless to me - the idea of oil analysis is mainly to determine the optimum time to change the oil but most people change it way before it needs doing anyway. In the US even if they do run it for extended periods it seems they would never dream on running the oil filter past 10K miles.

twazzock

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Friday 23rd March 2012
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Patrick Bateman said:
Brilliant. Not a single academic source (or any source at all) in sight and yet so much authority, apparently $35 to get an analysis... might as well get your oil changed and benefit more.

Patrick Bateman

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Deva Link said:
It does seem quite a big thing in the US - they take this stuff very seriously.

Be aware that the labs use different test methods to each other so once you pick a lab you have to stick with it for any comparison to previous results to be valid.

It does seem a bit pointless to me - the idea of oil analysis is mainly to determine the optimum time to change the oil but most people change it way before it needs doing anyway. In the US even if they do run it for extended periods it seems they would never dream on running the oil filter past 10K miles.
A useful response, what is this??

My car had a gap of 29k miles in between services under the previous owner, never noticed it properly until I'd got home after buying the car. Wasn't thinking clearly in the anticipation of buying the car. rolleyes

Just curious to see if there's anything of note, can't do any harm and will satisfy my curiosity at least.