Stuff men and women shouldnt ever wear...

[VinceFox]

So ive just seen an advert with some wker wearing one of those hipster tt cardigans and it made me think "hey, there's someting no man should ever wear, yet some do". In the interests of equality, women should never, ever wear those flat shoes that look a bit like thin slippers.

So, what shouldn't men wear and what shouldn't women wear? One item minimum per sex.

Edited by VinceFox on Saturday 24th March 19:04

[V8mate]

Men: Dresses

Women: Clothes

[ArsE92]

I'd normally say let people wear whatever they want. But in the interests of helping this thread..

Men should never wear 3-quarter length pants, or those stupid brown tight elasticated-ankle jean things.

For the sake of fk.

[VinceFox]

V8mate said:

Men: Dresses

Women: Clothes

Ok, let's put that in the "a bit broad but a good start" pile.

[DrTre]

Deck shoes. Anyone. Not even sailors.

[VinceFox]

ArsE92 said:

I'd normally say let people wear whatever they want. But in the interests of helping this thread..

Men should never wear 3-quarter length pants, or those stupid brown tight elasticated-ankle jean things.

For the sake of fk.

This isn't a thread about being reasonable, it's a thread about slagging off clothes that make people look like aholes. So the three quarter trousers are in.

[ArsE92]

VinceFox said:

ArsE92 said:

I'd normally say let people wear whatever they want. But in the interests of helping this thread..

Men should never wear 3-quarter length pants, or those stupid brown tight elasticated-ankle jean things.

For the sake of fk.

This isn't a thread about being reasonable, it's a thread about slagging off clothes that make people look like aholes. So the three quarter trousers are in.

Ace.

In that case, men should also not wear plimsoles.

I know you said one nomination per gender but i'm going to trade in my female option for another male. If that's ok.

[Zaxxon]

Drain pipe jeans on either sex

[ArsE92]

These things.



I mean, fking hell.

[Pints]

DrTre said:

Deck shoes. Anyone. Not even sailors.

I think the Italians would take issue with that. It seems to be their staple footwear.

[VinceFox]

ArsE92 said:

VinceFox said:

ArsE92 said:

I'd normally say let people wear whatever they want. But in the interests of helping this thread..

Men should never wear 3-quarter length pants, or those stupid brown tight elasticated-ankle jean things.

For the sake of fk.

This isn't a thread about being reasonable, it's a thread about slagging off clothes that make people look like aholes. So the three quarter trousers are in.

Ace.

In that case, men should also not wear plimsoles.

I know you said one nomination per gender but i'm going to trade in my female option for another male. If that's ok.

• puts half rim specs on, consults book of how to irrationally slag complete strangers off...

Yep, you're in the clear.

[DrTre]

Women: tulip dresses. Makes even a size zero woman look like they've got hips of a rhino, never mind people of more normal sizes. Never understood why they'd choose to do this, except for the sacrificing themselves at the altar of fashion.

[Pints]

VinceFox said:

hipster tt cardigans

What's a "hipster tt cardigan"?

[Marcia]

ArsE92 said:

These things.



I mean, fking hell.

agree.Also,men should never wear skinny jeans,they look ridiculous

[VinceFox]

Pints said:

VinceFox said:

hipster tt cardigans

What's a "hipster tt cardigan"?

Just went to google images to pick a specific one and realise i have a pathological hatred of all cardigans. I feel slightly sick even looking at them.

[ArsE92]

Marcia said:

ArsE92 said:

These things.



I mean, fking hell.

agree.Also,men should never wear skinny jeans,they look ridiculous

Excellent. A Spanish bird validated my opinion on fashion and we all know how trendy they are!

[Tycho]

Men: Onesies
Women: Onesies

For anyone wondering WTF a Onesie is, check this out

[Negative Creep]

VinceFox said:

V8mate said:

Men: Dresses

Women: Clothes

Ok, let's put that in the "a bit broad but a good start" pile.

No woman should ever wear clothes? You may want to think that one through...........

[obob]

No man should get fashion advice from PH.

[Marcia]

ArsE92 said:

Marcia said:

ArsE92 said:

These things.



I mean, fking hell.

agree.Also,men should never wear skinny jeans,they look ridiculous

Excellent. A Spanish bird validated my opinion on fashion and we all know how trendy they are!

Erm,i'm not spanish,i'm 100% english,i'll have you know