Caused road rage tonight........................

[matchmaker]

At my local Tesco petrol station Long queue of panic buyers waiting to get to a pump. So I drove past them all. This produced not unexpected reactions - sounding of horns, waving of fists, shouting. One woman even tried to pull out to block me

Jesus, I just wanted to put some air in my fking tyres!

[Fleckers]

should have got out with your 9mm and sprayed them down

[SLacKer]

Yes but you pushed in front of them and some of them may have wanted to put air into their tyres. Next thing you know there will be panic tyre inflation.

[GadgeS3C]

Did similar. Queueing down the road a bit to get in, then chaos at the first half dozen pumps. Drove by the numpties and pulled up to the empty pumps at the far end of the line...

[m44kts]

I better go and put 60 psi in each, just in case.

[Lanby]

GadgeS3C said:

Did similar. Queueing down the road a bit to get in, then chaos at the first half dozen pumps. Drove by the numpties and pulled up to the empty pumps at the far end of the line...

And you weren't lynched?

[stuartmmcfc]

SLacKer said:

Yes but you pushed in front of them and some of them may have wanted to put air into their tyres. Next thing you know there will be panic tyre inflation.

what!!!!!!
Is here a shortage of air now???
Thats it, I'm off before they run out....

[SLacKer]

stuartmmcfc said:

SLacKer said:

Yes but you pushed in front of them and some of them may have wanted to put air into their tyres. Next thing you know there will be panic tyre inflation.

what!!!!!!
Is here a shortage of air now???
Thats it, I'm off before they run out....

Don't forget your balloons fill up as many as you can........

[k15tox]

Brilliant.

I did this yesterday, it was carnage.

All the sheep were waiting in line, i though bks went round them all so i could turn around.

There were some unhappy faces until they realised what i was doing!

[Mr2Mike]

m44kts said:

I better go and put 60 psi in each, just in case.

:rofl

Don't forget to bring all your pushbikes, wheel barrows etc. and ideally a a few packets of balloons. With ideas like that you'll be invited to join the cabinet

[stuartmmcfc]

Don't forget any "life size female dolls" you're looking after for a "friend".

[englisharcher]

Is there a limit too how much air you can store at home?

[sparkyhx]

fancy doing the same with the LPG pump tomorrow :-)

[750turbo]

Tax on air?

Do not even mention it...

Best wishes

David Cameron

(Nips off to see the Chancellor)

[fatboy b]

I'm ok.. I've got a couple of spare tyres in the garage, and they're full of air!

[Dave Hedgehog]

sad tossers lol

[Major Fallout]

Im ok, I make my own!

Its warm as well!

[Gretchen]

Hypothetical question:

If one were to journey to the petrol station on foot with Jerry Can, where does one stand in the queue?

[jjones]

Major Fallout said:

Im ok, I make my own!

Its warm as well!

[OldSkoolRS]

Gretchen said:

Hypothetical question:

If one were to journey tI the petrol station on foot with Jerry Can, where does one stand in the queue?

I wondered that too. Imagine if someone runs out of petrol and walks to the station with a can...I bet they'd be lynched if they walked straight up to the pump. Probably safer to wait for the RAC/AA if it happened.