The secret magic of fuel
The secret magic of fuel
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trashbat

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6,215 posts

174 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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The woman setting herself on fire decanting petrol in her kitchen got me thinking; now hopefully we'd all think of that as a stupid thing to do, but for most people petrol is just this expensive behind-the-curtain service that they never really see or have to trouble themselves with the detail of. It's not really surprising that people have no idea about the likelihood of blowing themselves up.

Then I realised that, basic understanding of volatility aside, I'm the same; I have very little idea what petrol and diesel even look like. When I was about five years old and somehow even more stupid, I assumed it was all black and sticky like crude oil, and from then on that it was clear like water. I've never thrown a bottle of it at a police line so I don't actually have any reason for that belief. Googling images of it makes it look like the last taboo, and web results suggest that it's basically any colour you like now.

So, have you seen it? Is it even real? Perhaps we've been running on free & plentiful perpetual motion all this time and pointlessly handing over briefcases of cash for used bathwater.

I will never be a petrolhead will I? frown

McSam

6,753 posts

196 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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If you've ever tried to siphon anything, you'd know it is nowhere near as pleasant and nutritious as used bathwater hehe

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

200 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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trashbat said:
The woman setting herself on fire decanting petrol in her kitchen
eek WTF! eek

trashbat said:
I will never be a petrolhead will I? frown
No.

Jimmy No Hands

5,063 posts

177 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Nothing comes out of the pumps, petrol doesn't actually exist.


It's just air. thumbup

trashbat

Original Poster:

6,215 posts

174 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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pilchardthecat said:
trashbat said:
The woman setting herself on fire decanting petrol in her kitchen
eek WTF! eek
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yo...

Mr Gear

9,416 posts

211 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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trashbat said:
The woman setting herself on fire decanting petrol in her kitchen got me thinking; now hopefully we'd all think of that as a stupid thing to do, but for most people petrol is just this expensive behind-the-curtain service that they never really see or have to trouble themselves with the detail of. It's not really surprising that people have no idea about the likelihood of blowing themselves up.

Then I realised that, basic understanding of volatility aside, I'm the same; I have very little idea what petrol and diesel even look like. When I was about five years old and somehow even more stupid, I assumed it was all black and sticky like crude oil, and from then on that it was clear like water. I've never thrown a bottle of it at a police line so I don't actually have any reason for that belief. Googling images of it makes it look like the last taboo, and web results suggest that it's basically any colour you like now.

So, have you seen it? Is it even real? Perhaps we've been running on free & plentiful perpetual motion all this time and pointlessly handing over briefcases of cash for used bathwater.

I will never be a petrolhead will I? frown
Ha ha, interesting post. My wife had never seen petrol until she saw me filling up my motorbike a few years ago. She couldn't believe it was clear!

What you are looking at is hydrocarbon molecules in varying lengths. Gas like propane etc has very short molecules. Petrol has medium-length molecules, diesel slightly longer, and tar etc very long molecules. Crude oil is a mix of molecule lengths and refining it sorts the molecule lengths into layers that can then be extracted at the required grade.


s2ooz

3,005 posts

305 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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please return your keys to the car dealer and explain you aren't ready yet.

Motorrad

6,811 posts

208 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Have you been sniffing it OP?


A better title for this thread would be 'The secret magic of fool'

Shaw Tarse

31,820 posts

224 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Motorrad said:
Have you been sniffing it OP?
I don't think op is Sniff Petrol!

trashbat

Original Poster:

6,215 posts

174 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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s2ooz said:
please return your keys to the car dealer and explain you aren't ready yet.
Oh. I think I've remembered how I know it's clear - an episode of Taggart. Can I come back now?

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

200 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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trashbat said:
pilchardthecat said:
trashbat said:
The woman setting herself on fire decanting petrol in her kitchen
eek WTF! eek
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yo...
Darwin in action

Wills2

27,686 posts

196 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Petrol is one of the more unpleasant things you can put in your mouth, after syphing some fuel (with the owners permission I'll add!) we drew straws as to who had the balls to light a cigarette first!


qube_TA

8,405 posts

266 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Jimmy No Hands said:
Nothing comes out of the pumps, petrol doesn't actually exist.


It's just air. thumbup
The pump just resets the 'fuel' gauge on your car, nothing more. The whole thing is a conspiracy to control people.



Wills2

27,686 posts

196 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Here you go OP, just in case you missed the billboards and posters.


varsas

4,071 posts

223 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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It's the same with a lot of things. People handle and use quite dangerous things all the time without knowing anything about how they work, so they have no idea if what they are doing is dangerous or not. It's the same (but different...) with computers or electricity. Both powerful (in different ways) and potentially very dangerous but so many people make no effort to learn anything about how they work. I couldn't live like that!

Plenty of experience with petrol and diesel. Rebuilding carbs, replacing petrol pumps, re-plumbing the diesel system in my landie after doing the engine etc.

trashbat

Original Poster:

6,215 posts

174 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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doogz said:
OP, you've never seen petrol?

I see it every time i fill a jerry can/quad bike/topper/strimmer/generator, whenever i've drained a fuel tank, fuel filter or a fuel rail but i suppose if you just have a car, and you pay someone else to service/work on/fix it, you don't really ever need to see it.
I'm not being entirely serious, but basically as you said. I don't own anything else fuel powered, I haven't yet the competence to do any mechanical work, and the closest I come to anything like it on a regular basis are paraffin-based things like white spirit, injector cleaner etc. I only mention this at all because a quick search revealed a strange mix of dyes in use.

trashbat

Original Poster:

6,215 posts

174 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Wills2 said:
Here you go OP, just in case you missed the billboards and posters.

Oh. So like used bathwater then.

qube_TA

8,405 posts

266 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Given the potential dangers of petrol and allowing the general public to fill their cars I find it curious the level of panic over the idea of hydrogen powered cars and any mechanism to enable people to refuel themselves.

Can't help but think that if cars had been invented today, they wouldn't have been deemed safe enough for public consumption and banned.


Mr Gear

9,416 posts

211 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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qube_TA said:
Can't help but think that if cars had been invented today, they wouldn't have been deemed safe enough for public consumption and banned.
You're absolutely right.

tangerine_sedge

6,064 posts

239 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Mr Gear said:
Ha ha, interesting post. My wife had never seen petrol until she saw me filling up my motorbike a few years ago. She couldn't believe it was clear!

What you are looking at is hydrocarbon molecules in varying lengths. Gas like propane etc has very short molecules. Petrol has medium-length molecules, diesel slightly longer, and tar etc very long molecules. Crude oil is a mix of molecule lengths and refining it sorts the molecule lengths into layers that can then be extracted at the required grade.

Amongst all the usual bks posted on PH, this has to be one of the most interesting and useful. (to me at least, who only has a rudimentary grasp of chemistry). To be fair to the OP, I've pumped thousands of gallons of fuel into my cars over the years, yet actually have only ever seen about a pint of the stuff in total!