Ferrari sack pit crew
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Apologies if this has been done.
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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British Government's "Work for the Dole" scheme and employ Liverpudlians.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment,whereas Ferrari's existing crew can
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech
equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by the Ferrari
management but as most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would
have an advantage over every team. However,
Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice
session, not only was the scouser pit crew able to change the tyres in
under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and
sold the vehicle over to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a kilogram
of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower."
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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British Government's "Work for the Dole" scheme and employ Liverpudlians.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment,whereas Ferrari's existing crew can
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech
equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by the Ferrari
management but as most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would
have an advantage over every team. However,
Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice
session, not only was the scouser pit crew able to change the tyres in
under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and
sold the vehicle over to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a kilogram
of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower."
I find that extremely offensive 
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