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Dear Film 4,
I want to watch Ronin tonight but I don't have it on DVD, and Amazon won't deliver it until tomorrow, even if I order it now. Instead of scheduling Ronin to assist my dilemma, you have seen fit yet again to show Jumper, a film of such mind-bending awfulness, it makes my mind bend. I first saw this film on an airliner, and it made explosive decompression look appealing. This film came about when a screenplay writer said "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could teleport?". This, clearly, is where the creative process ended. Money was thrown at Samuel L Jackson, to play 'Man without motive', and the film was complete.
Please do not smear this turd of a production onto the listings again.
Oh, and play Ronin. I like Nashtashchasha MacellElephone's eyes, and I like the 'He-errfud' bit.
Good day to you,
Mr P. Jazdy
I want to watch Ronin tonight but I don't have it on DVD, and Amazon won't deliver it until tomorrow, even if I order it now. Instead of scheduling Ronin to assist my dilemma, you have seen fit yet again to show Jumper, a film of such mind-bending awfulness, it makes my mind bend. I first saw this film on an airliner, and it made explosive decompression look appealing. This film came about when a screenplay writer said "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could teleport?". This, clearly, is where the creative process ended. Money was thrown at Samuel L Jackson, to play 'Man without motive', and the film was complete.
Please do not smear this turd of a production onto the listings again.
Oh, and play Ronin. I like Nashtashchasha MacellElephone's eyes, and I like the 'He-errfud' bit.
Good day to you,
Mr P. Jazdy
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