George!!!

[lady topaz]

I can't be bothered to trawl through all your posts but is there a Mrs George or a second Mr George you are bringing to Wales in a couple of weeks?

I feel I need to offer some comfort.

It's a maternal thing.

[Jockman]

His last girlfriend was called Mildred but she was a bit of a dragon.

Since then I'm afraid it's just been internet porn and oxy10

[Neil1300R]

[lady topaz]

A spotty onanist, I feel, is within my ability to save.

[Jockman]

lady topaz said:

A spotty onanist, I feel, is within my ability to save.

TBH Di, so long as you can get him to put the knife down, he will be putty in your hands

[George H]

lady topaz said:

I can't be bothered to trawl through all your posts but is there a Mrs George

Sadly not any more

Will just be me attending, but who knows, there is time yet!

lady topaz said:

...or a second Mr George

Most definitely not!!!

[Lunablack]

Take the Labrador George

[George H]

Lunablack said:

Take the Labrador George

I may do, she's getting old now though and has arthritis in her back leg, not sure if a long car journey would do her any good

Plus she snores!

[Changedmyname]

Lunablack said:

Take the Labrador George

Well that's funny you say that just looking at one of those.
I'm not the person to whom the OP refers to ,as I already reside in wales, and my wife is'nt on this forum. (not that I'm aware of).