Don't laugh at other's misfortune

[Derek Smith]

I drove my Chim into an underground car park. Three blokes, two adults and an 18-year-old lad, approached and asked if I wanted it washed (bit of a cheek as I'd polished it a few days before).

I thanked them and declined, saying that only certified virgins were allowed to clean my car.

One bloke said: "That'll be Alan then," and pointed to the boy. The other bloke nodded.

Poor old Alan. His head dropped and he wandered off.

Mustn't laugh though.

[ShiDevil]

Funny, had something similar the other day too. Popped round to my Bro's and a chat with a mobile valeting service said, did I ever want him to clean it (i had also just clayed, cleaned, polished etc). I was like, mmmm no mate, my first born won't even clean my car. Do you know what detailing is I asked, his response, sure, I use Meguiers, all the best stuff for me :/ i cringed, asked him if he had 2 buckets, he looked blankly at me...got his business card, walked into my bro's house, straight in the bin...