If you love the Mini Countryman AND Coupe...
If you love the Mini Countryman AND Coupe...
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Chicane-UK

Original Poster:

3,861 posts

207 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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...you're gonna love this!

http://www.autoblog.com/2012/05/03/mini-paceman-co...

It's a Countryman Coupe! A wonderful fusion of everything we've come to love about new Mini's. Now excuse me whilst I go and throw up my breakfast.

LuS1fer

43,134 posts

267 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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The Evoque is it's main competitor?

If I was choosing, the MINI offering would be invisible next to the Evoque - it looks like a skip.

Pork

9,455 posts

256 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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How ever did they see though that disguise?

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

218 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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Well it looks better than the normal countryman.

Damning with faint praise I know

Jimmy2531

82 posts

185 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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This thread needs a warning, I was trying to eat my breakfast and everything frown

SuperVM

1,098 posts

183 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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It's an improvement over both the Countryman and the Coupe I think, but that's like saying that being stabbed is better than being stabbed while being forced to eat shards of glass.

pembo

1,237 posts

215 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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That is clearly a very bad photoshop!

But if they did make it they'd probably sell loads

marcosgt

11,415 posts

198 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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I quite like the Countryman (Although I'd probably never buy one), but the coupe is a crock of st.

M.

Krikkit

27,798 posts

203 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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SuperVM said:
It's an improvement over both the Countryman and the Coupe I think, but that's like saying that being stabbed is better than being stabbed while being forced to eat shards of glass.
I agree - looks better than both imo, but it's not something I'd ever think about buying.

DanDC5

19,747 posts

189 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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I feel less sick than when I see a normal Countryman. That's about it though.

PumpkinSteve

4,231 posts

178 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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FFS, how many times do they need to release the same car? One MINI model is not going to do anything that they others can't do.

deltashad

6,731 posts

219 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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I'm gonna get it in the neck for this, but, I like it, more than the rest of the range, I much prefer the up-right grill of the countryman, they've taken away the ghastly rear end.
My ex-wife has the countryman, a flat brown coloured one. It looks like a floater.

I can imagine the coupe with a turbocharged motor and 4wd and I think.... mmm.... quite nice.


Downton Mini

1,026 posts

186 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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I like it then again I like the normal countryman and coupe. There I said it.

LuS1fer

43,134 posts

267 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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Pretty much every Countryman I've seen so far has been driven by a middle-aged um with kids on a suburban estae. Saw a lemon one the other day. Needed squeezing.

deltashad

6,731 posts

219 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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Can you tell i'm bored?


fatboy69

9,424 posts

209 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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You require urgent medical attention..... Truly hideous looking cars. IMO.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

220 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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It's design failure. Given the coupe is modelled on a baseball cap, then logic dictates this should follow the lines of the tweed cap. At least they attempted the tweed look on the rear of the car.

SSCooperS

1,453 posts

186 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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Eeeeeuch.

The sooner I can leave Mini ownership the better.

matt21

4,371 posts

226 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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I don't like it, but who cares. If you don't like it don't buy one. BMW clearly aren't foolish, a number of people who maybe place percieved style over substance will run to the showrooms to purchase one of these.


matt21

4,371 posts

226 months

Friday 4th May 2012
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I don't like it, but who cares. If you don't like it don't buy one. BMW clearly aren't foolish, a number of people who maybe place percieved style over substance will run to the showrooms to purchase one of these.