Baby on board
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djdestiny

Original Poster:

6,542 posts

200 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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What on earth is the point of these stickers?
Ive always wondered what people are trying to achieve or say by putting them in their rear window!
I don't know about anyone else, but I treat all other cars on the road the same no matter who or what is inside them.

Personally, I think they should put a sticker in the rear window that says "Warning: Baby or small child on board, meaning the driver is probably not going to be concentrating on driving!"

PumpkinSteve

4,231 posts

178 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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It says "I'm a fertile bd".

richcorsavxr

966 posts

194 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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i'm sure this topic has been done in the past.

Someone on here said if theres a car pile up, emergency services prioritise minors by looking for those stickers.

That could be total bull crap but it made sense to me.

nottyash

4,671 posts

217 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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tts have them in st cars.

traffman

2,263 posts

231 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Can you purchase Humans aboard stickers?

djdestiny

Original Poster:

6,542 posts

200 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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nottyash said:
tts have them in st cars.
My thoughts exactly!

Prof Beard

6,669 posts

249 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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The version that makes me want to vomit is "little princess on board"

Deva Link

26,934 posts

267 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Prof Beard said:
The version that makes me want to vomit is "little princess on board"
You'd love DisneyWorld. smile

Eighteeteewhy

7,259 posts

190 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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I like this one. smile


nottyash

4,671 posts

217 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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There are far better stickers.
I made this up and put it on a friends rubbish car. Far more entertaining

essexplumber

7,756 posts

195 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Theres a great on on the back of a one of those N reg Toyota MPV things here in Harlow, it covers the entire back window and its one of those black mesh things.

It proudly states. "Give my children the chance of life....Back Off"


The irony is that the children being driven around in this "Mumsnet" advert on wheels are probably fed on Iceland £1 meals and Coca Cola while inhaling all of mum & dads cigarette smoke.

Fleckers

2,878 posts

223 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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baby on board = could not drive and is now worse
kids on board = could not drive but is now concentraiting on the little feckers in the back
princess on board = could not drive but now has a little madam in the back

i do like to see the stickers in the back windows of cars when they are parked in the local carpark, means I wont take the space next to them as they wont be able to get in to their car with out battering my car wiht their doors



obscene

5,179 posts

207 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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nottyash said:
There are far better stickers.
I made this up and put it on a friends rubbish car. Far more entertaining
rofl

Prof Beard

6,669 posts

249 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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Bullingdon thug said:
The majority of people who get wound up by "baby on board" stickers will be bitter, fked up "jaffas" who are unable to be real men and reproduce.... they will never admit they are though, they'll trot out every reason under the sun before they admit that's why they hate those stickers

I feel sorry for none breeders because they'll never experiece the pleasures of being a parent. I've been both a none breeder, and also a breeder, they sadly have only experieced one of those.
I've managed to breed perfectly successfully without having an "I'm a moron sticker " in any of my cars thanks...

Rovinghawk

13,300 posts

180 months

Saturday 5th May 2012
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richcorsavxr said:
Someone on here said if theres a car pile up, emergency services prioritise minors by looking for those stickers.
Are the signs ever removed when the sprogs aren't in the car? Are emergency services taught to look in the cars to see if anyone's there?

RH

soad

34,283 posts

198 months

Sunday 6th May 2012
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Eighteeteewhy said:
I like this one. smile

Ditto.
Haven't seen it before.

Pet Troll

1,363 posts

200 months

Sunday 6th May 2012
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This is the best one I have seen.

[pic] http://ilawled.com/images/9921-Stupid-Yellow-Sign/... [/pic]

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

277 months

Sunday 6th May 2012
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anonymous-user

76 months

Sunday 6th May 2012
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Bullingdon thug said:
The majority of people who get wound up by "baby on board" stickers will be bitter, fked up "jaffas" who are unable to be real men and reproduce.... they will never admit they are though, they'll trot out every reason under the sun before they admit that's why they hate those stickers

I feel sorry for none breeders because they'll never experiece the pleasures of being a parent. I've been both a none breeder, and also a breeder, they sadly have only experieced one of those.
And in a language I can understand?

Pet Troll

1,363 posts

200 months

Sunday 6th May 2012
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This is the best one I have seen.

[pic] http://ilawled.com/images/9921-Stupid-Yellow-Sign/... [/pic]