RE: Carpool: Alpina B10 (E39)
RE: Carpool: Alpina B10 (E39)
Tuesday 8th May 2012

Carpool: Alpina B10 (E39)

E39+B10= wonderful motoring. It's like a scientific formula...



Car: 2001 Alpina B10 V8
Owned since:January 2012
Previously owned:F355 (current), R33 GT-R (x2), M3 (x2), Tuscan 4.0, MR2 Turbo


Why I bought it:
I knew the GT-R was going to be short-lived when a delightful East London chap in matching Umbro gave us the thumbs up at the lights. That and the four-foot flames on lift-off. Cue the mental. I fancied something quick, practical and comfortable with a degree of exclusivity, but on a limited budget. A B10 seemed a good compromise in terms of power, practicality and marital harmony. She doesn't like the stripes, but is dealing with it. And 20mpg average is a meaningful improvement in the fleet although, to be fair, it only gets used on weekends.

What I wish I'd known:
I wish I'd known how good they are. I'd have bought it sooner. The Alpina Register has some useful knowledge and I luckily managed to trace all the former owners of the car on there before going to view it, so had a good idea of maintenance schedule. Turns out it's been undersealed from day one and is unusually clean. They have all the usual E39 foibles, but also positive traits, so if you do the research you can buy a good one. It's so well screwed-together it feels like you could drive through a brick wall and keep on going. Oh, and I obviously need new driving gloves, as red doesn't match...


Things I love:
It's tempting to say 'Not having to indicate'. I love the velvet glove, iron fist approach of the car. It's such an elegant barge to waft about in and yet she can really hike up her skirts and move when provoked. 170+ mph is still decent. There's not all that many about and to the average Joe, it looks like a garden-variety 5 Series with wheels, but the cognoscenti give you the occasional nod or lift of the index finger. Oh, and I love my PH smiley...

Things I hate:
Nothing really. The steering (box rather than rack <snigger>) isn't the last word in feedback, and the mpg from the V8 isn't fabulous, although it gets close to 30mpg on a run. Because they're so well built, getting decent sound out of the stereo is a bit of a mission, but the standard set-up if pretty good. Checking all four tyre pressures is a 20 minute job. Seriously. I do miss having an LSD, too, as getting the power down out of tight corners or a junction needs some feathering of the throttle.

Costs:
Aside from the Alpina bits like engine and drivetrain, most of the parts are standard 540, so easy to source. So far I've had the steering box adjusted, new track rod ends and a four-wheel alignment, as well as three minor corrosion points addressed, but other than that it's been plain sailing. The iPod connector was a simple plug-and-play, so apart from a digital TV tuner, it doesn't need a thing. Insurance through a classic policy is very reasonable and any half-decent mechanic should be able to look after it. Like many PHers, I use Paul at Prestige Autocare and cannot fault him at all. 275/30/19 rubber isn't going to be cheap when the time comes I suspect.


Where I've been:
It's early days so nothing major yet. I took it to lunch in the countryside recently and it hustled down the country lanes well enough, especially using the touchtronic gearshift on the steering wheel. It'll be doing duty down to France in June, lugging wedding booze and other kit down and back.

What next?
Some cars in your garage make you turn and look back, just because. The 355 does that, and happily so does the B10. I plan to keep it for the foreseeable future, and I expect it'll be roped into lugging family around (once that time comes). Should finances allow, I may consider looking at a B5 in the future but for now it does everything I need and more. Definitely one of my best purchases!

 



 

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Discussion

timothymcn

Original Poster:

26 posts

166 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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I'm not sure if those stripes will ever be charmingly bad, like they are on e28s or e34s, since they don't fit the era in which this car was sold new.

Stu R

21,423 posts

237 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Does the postman know you've nicked his gloves? biggrin

B10's are wonderful cars, perfect continent crushers smile

Olf

11,977 posts

240 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Nightmare those magnetic gloves - did you have to climb in through the window once it got stuck?

zb

3,716 posts

186 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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The only thing I'm annoyed about is a "rate it" function on PH, which I'd give 10. Why? Well it is a big 2 fingers up to every run-of-the mill nonsense out there. (why yes, I am aware of the irony of my current steed, you like irony much? aye?)

benzito

1,060 posts

181 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Always loved the alpina offerings, a shame that they are seen to 'compete' with BMW M-cars which are of course the epitome of everyday performance cars, would love to own one in the future

Waynester

6,495 posts

272 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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A preetty car... yes

Alpina alloys are the nuts too!

Dave Hedgehog

15,691 posts

226 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Stu R said:
Does the postman know you've nicked his gloves? biggrin

B10's are wonderful cars, perfect continent crushers smile
If you look carefully you can see the anti RSI straps, there for use in a glory hole biggrin


smart car, like the stripe

philmots

4,660 posts

282 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Really like that.. Keep the stripes!

SubaruSteve

546 posts

213 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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We miss our B10. Mrs SS still says it was her favourite car of all time.

tomoleeds

770 posts

208 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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stripes look awfull,but not as bad as them gloves, do you really wear driving gloves?

Nuppy

95 posts

184 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Now that is a stunning looking E39...
Personally i would lose the stripes for the ultimate q-car look, but you know what, i'd take it as it is, its an Alpina..!
Lovely car.

outnumbered

4,769 posts

256 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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I can see a "photoshop Riggers' gloves" thread in the near future. Nice car though...

Nuppy

95 posts

184 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Now that is a stunning looking E39...
Personally i would lose the stripes for the ultimate q-car look, but you know what, i'd take it as it is, its an Alpina..!
Lovely car.

1974foggy

746 posts

166 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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This is so classy and smacks of good taste, those in the know will accept the stripes and think "here is a person who knows cars!" . Always liked the Alpina image, and age is of no concern as they are well built, rare and look great.

Stuart

11,638 posts

273 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Nice one Drew, gutted it didn't come to Merc SS. Hope to see it at a future meet.

Presumably the gloves are straight from the Garlick's dressing up box of things he thinks should be worn in the shires? biggrin

Fartgalen

6,833 posts

229 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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The driving gloves - laugh

"It needs a digital TV tuner" - confused

Lovely looking motor.

HughG

3,695 posts

263 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Fartgalen said:
The driving gloves - laugh

"It needs a digital TV tuner" - confused

Lovely looking motor.
Presumably it's got an analogue one and since the switch over that won't be much good,

Lovely looking car :-)

Owlwood

258 posts

178 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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I love that car, stripes and all. Great Carpool.

anonymous-user

76 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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Lovely B10. I agree about checking the tyre pressures though. It's a right faff!

urquattro

755 posts

208 months

Monday 7th May 2012
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tomoleeds said:
stripes look awfull,but not as bad as them gloves, do you really wear driving gloves?
Quite agree, dont know what I would bin first, I have a 540iA touring and it is a very understated performer, not sure about the cost hike to a B10 for a bit more ease to lose licence. Car yes, stripes NO very 1980s, gloves no, I thought only welders wear gloves now.