Squirrels!
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Justin Cyder

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12,624 posts

172 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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I've built a rather fetching decorative raised bed & planted it up with lillies, lavender a few alpines etc. On top of the soil, I've laid down mulched redwood bark & all in all, it's a good job.

However, every day, the family of sodding grey squirrels keep digging it up. Not helped I might add by one of the neighbours who feeds the buggers with nuts. What can I do to deter the squirrels, short of buying an air rifle?

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

198 months

944fan

4,962 posts

208 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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KrazyIvan said:
knock yourself the little fkers out

http://catapultsuk.com/store/catalog/Barnett-Cobra...
Fixed that for you

FurtiveFreddy

8,577 posts

260 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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This?


or maybe this?


TwigtheWonderkid

47,920 posts

173 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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You'll never beat them, they're too smart for humans. You can shoot them but there's a never ending supply to take their place. You have to think outside the box.

You should start feeding them too, they won't be digging up bulbs of there's better food on offer. But don't give them anything they can bury, like nuts in shells. Just give them stuff they have to eat now.

They like seeds, fat balls pastry and fruit. The odd egg. And chocolate. Out of date mince pies and the like go down a treat.

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

193 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Just get some traps and kill them humanely. Perfectly legal. Illegal to release once trapped though. They're just tree living rats/vermin with bushy tails. They destroy your lawn. If you have fruit trees or magnolias they'll destroy those too. They eat the flower buds and steel the unripe fruit. People that feed them are as mental as people that feed foxes and seagulls.

Justin Cyder

Original Poster:

12,624 posts

172 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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This is the bed - sorry for phone pic, but there's damage up the left hand side of the photo.

onedsla

1,135 posts

279 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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FurtiveFreddy said:
This?
Reminds me of something...

Dan_The_Man

1,148 posts

262 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Justin Cyder

Original Poster:

12,624 posts

172 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Quite like the Doom gun, Wonder if B&Q have them..

Mobile Chicane

21,800 posts

235 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Cover the bed over with some chicken wire until the plants are bigger.

This won't look too good, but will keep the squirrels at bay and also stop the neighbourhood cats from using it as a toilet.

Who me ?

7,455 posts

235 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Squirell problems- natures answer

One of these ,in winter garb.


Also a good deterrent against cats

pikeyboy

2,349 posts

237 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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Get a few beers in and an rifle, open the patio doors and shoot them from the comfort of your lounge.

Who me ?

7,455 posts

235 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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boy said:
Get a few beers in and an rifle, open the patio doors and shoot them from the comfort of your lounge.
Think mine was more humane, and the dogs get a lot of fun from it. Mine has yet to catch one ( if you want to kill them off, get some greyhounds in ) , but I swear there's a lot of cardiac squirrels in our local park .

pikeyboy

2,349 posts

237 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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Hare coursing with dogs is illegal as it is considered inhumaine, thus letting dogs chase squirels is simillar in my book and inhumaine. However it is still legal to shoot squirels as this is considered to be a humaine method of despatching them be that with an air rifle or shotgun. Infact many people partake in a spot of drey poking inorder to get the little buggers out of their hidy holes ready to be shot.

scdan4

1,299 posts

183 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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Fenn mk4 and a handful of sweetcorn.

Job done.

Who me ?

7,455 posts

235 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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Coursing with my ancient dog would be laughed out of court. He's 11 year old, but still manages to give squirrels a heart attack,and deters them around our park .

Justin Cyder

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12,624 posts

172 months

Sunday 13th May 2012
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NeMiSiS said:
Do the Squirrels who visit you wear Sunglasses ?

Sheeesh, that’s like a cross between an Indian spice market and a hospitals operating theatre.

Huh?