Cerbs: Like Women & Marmite in equal measure
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Well today went from quietly threatening to sell my Cerb after the non starting embarrassment whilst visiting Motobitz, to a love affair of the best kind having dropped my kids off.
I had a sweet drive back down the A31 from Guildford. Several sports bikes all wanted to take a gander and hear me give it the full beans, so obviously I obliged.
A Porsche Cayman thought he'd be quicker. I nearly laughed my b
ks off he went backwards so fast.
I even found a nice piece of quiet private road that i know, without anyone else using it, and managed a near standing start to 135mph before my sphincter started to twitch a little & I backed off.
Sometimes you can't live with these cars, but then after this afternoon I can't live without her either....
Woohooo!
I had a sweet drive back down the A31 from Guildford. Several sports bikes all wanted to take a gander and hear me give it the full beans, so obviously I obliged.
A Porsche Cayman thought he'd be quicker. I nearly laughed my b
ks off he went backwards so fast.I even found a nice piece of quiet private road that i know, without anyone else using it, and managed a near standing start to 135mph before my sphincter started to twitch a little & I backed off.
Sometimes you can't live with these cars, but then after this afternoon I can't live without her either....
Woohooo!
mickydoo said:
Well today went from quietly threatening to sell my Cerb after the non starting embarrassment whilst visiting Motobitz, to a love affair of the best kind having dropped my kids off.
I had a sweet drive back down the A31 from Guildford. Several sports bikes all wanted to take a gander and hear me give it the full beans, so obviously I obliged.
A Porsche Cayman thought he'd be quicker. I nearly laughed my bks off he went backwards so fast.
I even found a nice piece of quiet private road that i know, without anyone else using it, and managed a near standing start to 135mph before my sphincter started to twitch a little & I backed off.
Sometimes you can't live with these cars, but then after this afternoon I can't live without her either....
Woohooo!
Amen BrotherI had a sweet drive back down the A31 from Guildford. Several sports bikes all wanted to take a gander and hear me give it the full beans, so obviously I obliged.
A Porsche Cayman thought he'd be quicker. I nearly laughed my b
ks off he went backwards so fast.I even found a nice piece of quiet private road that i know, without anyone else using it, and managed a near standing start to 135mph before my sphincter started to twitch a little & I backed off.
Sometimes you can't live with these cars, but then after this afternoon I can't live without her either....
Woohooo!
My son was driving the cerb the other weekend going down to Goodwood. He had a great time with a Lambo Gallado. They both floored it and were neck and neck, so some tinklebury in a Gayman has got more chance of pushing a pound of butter up a porcupine's arse with a red hot needle, than he's got
of seeing off a cerb.
of seeing off a cerb.
Good theeme.
My long time desire was to have the Williams sisters in a bath of Devon Custard but now you've put that idea in my mind I think I iwill change my ultimate vision to the Minogue sisters covered in Marmite !
( Plus they are the only two females that will fit in the back of a Cerb
)
My long time desire was to have the Williams sisters in a bath of Devon Custard but now you've put that idea in my mind I think I iwill change my ultimate vision to the Minogue sisters covered in Marmite !
( Plus they are the only two females that will fit in the back of a Cerb
) 
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