I want it on a plate!!!!
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anonymous-user

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85 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Carlton Banks

3,676 posts

267 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Banana Leaf, India

Roger645

1,796 posts

278 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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4* Hotel on West Coast of France run by two completely Barking old dears, Breakfast

In Saucer: Fried Egg (saucer was hotter than the centre of the sun)

Matching tea cup: Fruit salad (type from a tin in syrup)

Mental!

jjones

4,492 posts

224 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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naked Japenese woman.




(i may be lieing)

XG332

3,927 posts

219 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Carlton Banks said:
Banana Leaf, India
Banana leaf, harvester

Zaxxon

4,057 posts

191 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Mutton Curry in a Grenade tin....Norway smile

motco

17,662 posts

277 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Chicken in the Basket in a roadside pub near Coventry in about 1973. Greasy fried food in an absorbent, unwashable structure protected only by a bit of kitchen towel. Madness.

OldJohnnyYen

1,455 posts

180 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Had a roast dinner served up on a plank of wood, I sent it back asking for a plate.

I just don't get it. frown

Roger645

1,796 posts

278 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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I also can't stand the thing of serving elements of the meal in separate containers on the slate/plank whatever. I had a meal the other day which consisted of a pie in a dish with peas in a ramekin and chips in a mini frying basket! FFS just bring it on a plate in a way that I can eat with a knife and fork!

Mobile Chicane

22,027 posts

243 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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'Boards' are (one of) my chief stgrippers too.

This isn't the Middle Ages (although to look at the clientele of my local pub one can't be entirely sure).

Thanks to advancements in science and technology we no longer have to eat with our hands, or die of bubonic plague. So why regress?

I especially hate it when your (already tiny) burger comes on a board with an even tinier little pot, containing about six chips.


Wadeski

9,055 posts

244 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Mobile Chicane said:
'Boards' are (one of) my chief stgrippers too.

This isn't the Middle Ages (although to look at the clientele of my local pub one can't be entirely sure).

Thanks to advancements in science and technology we no longer have to eat with our hands, or die of bubonic plague. So why regress?

I especially hate it when your (already tiny) burger comes on a board with an even tinier little pot, containing about six chips.
Yes The bill and fking Ben chip portion is a pet hate of mine too,

Although since moving to the US of Heart Disease I no longer complain of small portions!

eskidavies

5,864 posts

190 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Off the floor in the chinese,somebody dropped their tray,and was to proud to pick it up,i sat cross legged with a fork and polished it off,i hate seeing food go to waste,i was drunk mind.

pingu393

11,192 posts

236 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Zaxxon said:
Mutton Curry in a Grenade tin....Norway smile
Where do we start if we include military cuisine smile.

zac510

5,546 posts

237 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Had brunch in Denmark the other week and everything came in old jam jars - cheese, yoghurt, fruit, etc all had its own old jam jar. I quite liked it, but being in a cafe I was prepared to accept a less formal presentation.

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,918 posts

247 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Soup in a basket.

Had to get it eaten double quick...


kiteless

12,595 posts

235 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Soup in a basket.

Had to get it eaten double quick...
And served even quicker for you to slurp it, I'll wager.





Cotty

42,273 posts

315 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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OldJohnnyYen said:
Had a roast dinner served up on a plank of wood, I sent it back asking for a plate.

I just don't get it. frown
Wouldn't the gravy run off the edge?

spitfire-ian

4,256 posts

259 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Mixed Grill on a shovel


OldJohnnyYen

1,455 posts

180 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Cotty said:
Wouldn't the gravy run off the edge?
It was carved/curved for purpose.

Switch

3,455 posts

206 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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spitfire-ian said:
Mixed Grill on a shovel

I'd take that. You know.. if you're complaining...