The PH cool wall ?
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jackal

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11,251 posts

309 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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i was pondering coolness the other day.

What marques are cool these days ? I think the short answer is not many.

BMW ? Well, they've not been cool for decades, Perhaps theyve never been cool ? There was a time when they were the desireable aspirational banner of middle england but now they exude nothing more than averageness. A victim of their own success and proliferation perhaps.

Audi ? Probably the uncoolest marque out there at the moment ! Clarkson didnt help much and everytime an A5 goes past you at 130mph right up your chuff on the M25 they lose yet another point of coolness (about one every 4 minutes !)

Mecedes ? Well definitely not cool, they never will be. But they consistently avoid being uncool IMO.

Lotus ? Well, they are the kings of ride and handling. Their cars are resolved in a way that puts everyone else on the planet to shame. But they aint cool at the moment ... no sireee ! Swiss beats and Freddie Mercury tells you all you need to know.

Porsche ? yeah, a 2.8 RSR on full chat in Gulf blue is probably the definition of coolness, but your mum with a blue rinse in ia boxster ? A 911 RS with AC, an ipod lead, satnav and chock full of nannies ? No thanks !

Ford ? Not especially uncool but not as cool as they were fairly recently. The glory days of the mk1 focus, puma and Ka are sadly now long gone. Shame.

That just leaves Ferrari and from where im sitting, they are right out in front. The 458 is both a technical and emotional masterpiece which won every test in sight, the FF is a monumental machine in its own right, they still make mouthwatering collectable reference points like the 599GTO and the Scuderia and as for the new car ... 730bhp V12 and 0-124mph in 8.5 seconds ... How cool is that !

Edited by jackal on Tuesday 22 May 21:51

W00DY

16,626 posts

253 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Have you seen the overpriced Ferrari branded tat you can buy? Not cool.

Morgan. Now, Morgan have still got it.

Maserati are still doing some good stuff. Although that Qubang thing may change my perception.

hesnotthemessiah

2,121 posts

231 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Lamborghini?

sherman

15,130 posts

242 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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jackal said:
That just leaves Ferrari and from where im sitting, they are right out in front. The 458 is both a technical and emotional masterpiece which won every test in sight, the FF is a monumental machine in its own right, they still make mouthwatering collectable reference points like the 599GTO and the Scuderia and as for the new car ... 730bhp V12 and 0-124mph in 8.5 seconds ... How cool is that !
Ferrari are to anal to be cool

The coolest car company out there just now are Aston Martin or Lamorghini

StormLoaded

889 posts

206 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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W00DY said:
Have you seen the overpriced Ferrari branded tat you can buy? Not cool
Indeed, a tad tacky at times, I couldn't believe it recently in Italy, at the obligatory Ferrari store at the airport I spotted a ferrari branded key, for about 250 euros!!

okie592

2,711 posts

194 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Citroen.

jackal

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11,251 posts

309 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Morgan invented cool.

jackal

Original Poster:

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309 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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hesnotthemessiah said:
Lamborghini?
Never been cool imo.

Inelegant tractors for nobodies who are trying to be a personality.

Its like folk with mohicans and purple hair ... always the dullest most one dimensional bods you'll ever meet. wink

sherman

15,130 posts

242 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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jackal said:
hesnotthemessiah said:
Lamborghini?
Never been cool imo.

Inelegant tractors for nobodies who are trying to be a personality.

Its like folk with mohicans and purple hair ... always the dullest most one dimensional bods you'll ever meet. wink
German engineering with just enough Italian craziness to make them cool. IMO

DaveH23

3,354 posts

197 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Jaguar maybe?

Krikkit

27,912 posts

208 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Have to disagree about Ferrari being cool - I find them far too... Obsessive about being the best at everything, down to the point where I'm starting to wonder if the suggestions of them rigging reviews is true.

For me Astons are very cool - they're occasionally bought by uncool people, and maybe a few too footballers trundle round in them, but any firm that makes consistently beautiful cars, yet lets their MD race at the N24 is a winner to me.

Also cool: Pagani and Koenigsegg (for their lunacy), Maserati, Spyker, Sunbeam, TVR, Weismann.

SirSamuelOfBuca

1,353 posts

184 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Fast fords are cool

Pagani is cool


hesnotthemessiah

2,121 posts

231 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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sherman said:
jackal said:
hesnotthemessiah said:
Lamborghini?
Never been cool imo.

Inelegant tractors for nobodies who are trying to be a personality.

Its like folk with mohicans and purple hair ... always the dullest most one dimensional bods you'll ever meet. wink
German engineering with just enough Italian craziness to make them cool. IMO
au contraire ...

IMHO......the Balboni, the Superleggera, the Aventador and the Reventon are quite cool cars.

However, my current favourite cool car company is Pagani, the new 760 is off the scale (again IMHO).

davepoth

29,395 posts

226 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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hesnotthemessiah said:
au contraire ...

IMHO......the Balboni, the Superleggera, the Aventador and the Reventon are quite cool cars.

However, my current favourite cool car company is Pagani, the new 760 is off the scale (again IMHO).
+1 for Pagani. Bat-st crazy is cool; Lewis Hamilton ordered his with a manual box and they said yes. I doubt Ferrari would do that for you.

C2james

4,685 posts

192 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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okie592 said:
Citroen.
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white_goodman

4,493 posts

218 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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C2james said:
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I'll go for a more mainstream punt. Alfa Romeo? Saab?

veevee

1,458 posts

178 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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jackal said:
Mecedes ? Well definitely not cool, they never will be. But they consistently avoid being uncool IMO.

Edited by jackal on Tuesday 22 May 21:51
I don't think they make one cool car apart from the Black series stuff and possibly the SLS. Everything else is serious grandad fodder.

sherman

15,130 posts

242 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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white_goodman said:
Saab?
its a bit difficult for a company that no longer exists to be cool. hehe

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

206 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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C2james said:
okie592 said:
Citroen.
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Not since about 1990.

Weismann




adsvx220

705 posts

210 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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I think caterham is up there with the cool gang as is ariel. Both manufacturers build mad fun cool cars IMO.