You couldnt have wrote this today.
You couldnt have wrote this today.
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dixiebabes

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3,111 posts

254 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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On my way back from the garage i had an Astra VXR right up my jaxi reving and spoiling for a........ well you know what i mean. We came to a set of traffic lights on a single lane in town and the said VXR was abount an inch away from my rear bumper, here goes. Bloke walking up to the traffic lights with what looked like his 8-10 year old son started watching what was going on. I quote the conversation "Dad that red convo is mint and the other car behind looks beast". Father replies in a voice loud enough both me and the VXR driver can hear "Yes son but one of those cars was put together by a caring, proud and skillful hand and the other one is the same as every other shi*box they have the gaul to place in a showroom and advertise as a performance car. Now wait for it........ the little lad paused for enough time for the lights to change and as i passed them i seen him look at his dad and nod in my passenger wing mirror. Now that Father and son knew what every wedge owner knows the minute he buys his car!!!!!


Dix

vampire222

433 posts

179 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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That's just epic! smile

ATTAK Z

19,376 posts

219 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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'written' pleeeeeeze Dix

pwd95

8,459 posts

268 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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ATTAK Z said:
'written' pleeeeeeze Dix
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No cops allowed in here......

dixiebabes

Original Poster:

3,111 posts

254 months

Friday 25th May 2012
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ATTAK Z said:
'written' pleeeeeeze Dix
rolleyes JESUS "H" CHRIST

PoleDriver

29,601 posts

224 months

Friday 25th May 2012
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But did you leave his car peppered with rubber dust?

TOPTON

1,514 posts

266 months

Friday 25th May 2012
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ATTAK Z said:
'written' pleeeeeeze Dix
PLEASE not pleeeeeeze!!!!!!!

If your going to invade this forum and pick on the less educated hehe and give gramma lessonteachers, the least you could do is speak F in ENGLISH

JMF894

6,636 posts

185 months

Friday 25th May 2012
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Don't you mean 'grammar'?

tongue out

Jimbo

Magic919

14,560 posts

231 months

Friday 25th May 2012
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TOPTON said:
PLEASE not pleeeeeeze!!!!!!!

If your going to invade this forum and pick on the less educated hehe and give gramma lessonteachers, the least you could do is speak F in ENGLISH
Your? Really?

TOPTON

1,514 posts

266 months

Friday 25th May 2012
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JMF894 said:
Don't you mean 'grammar'?

tongue out

Jimbo
oops, sshh!!! maybe no one else will notice. But I did say we were/are less educated

TOPTON

1,514 posts

266 months

Friday 25th May 2012
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Magic919 said:
TOPTON said:
PLEASE not pleeeeeeze!!!!!!!

If your going to invade this forum and pick on the less educated hehe and give gramma lessonteachers, the least you could do is speak F in ENGLISH
Your? Really?
hehehehehehehehe