Spotted - Mr Smolensky's TVR

[V8 Archie]

At the dealer today. Apparently he bought it on Monday and told them he was about to buy the company. They needed a little bit of convincing that this was the case.

Apparently, the rumour mill suggests that NS is to be a champion of the workers at the factory and that all the executives have been told to swap their cars for TVRs. "I don't like German cars", he told them

[HeyAndy]

Sounds good....I love the bit about the dealer, perhaps NS was mystery shopping eh?

[_DJ_]

HeyAndy said:

Sounds good....I love the bit about the dealer, perhaps NS was mystery shopping eh?

So, any clues as to what that car is? I presume it's one of the current models if he got it so fast - TuscanS or Cerb?

[ftasb]

So how come he is driving a Mercellago ?? When did TVR start making those ?? Not a new model already he's only been there a week.

[V8 Archie]

It's a blue T350C. Very nice it looked. I think the dealer might have put some extra effort in . They had three or four chaps working on it when I was there .

[Tuscan 29]

V8 Archie said:

It's a blue T350C. Very nice it looked. I think the dealer might have put some extra effort in . They had three or four chaps working on it when I was there .

Ex29

True story, spoke to the dealer today and he told me of the events leading up to the deal, strange but true.

New owner couldn't pick it up this afternoon as he was a bit tied up work wise

[V8 Archie]

Tuscan 29 said:

True story

Were you doubting me before then Uncle Rodney?

>> Edited by V8 Archie on Saturday 31st July 00:46

[RichardR]

V8 Archie said:

It's a blue T350C. Very nice it looked.

Good for him! Lead by example.

[ukbob]

SMOLENSKY: Hello dere, ai have come and have look, and vhy yes, I do likes de look of dat blue von ova dere, an how much iz it for cash?

DEALER: Er yes sir, 'that model there' is the TVR T350, a very elegant and rather masculine true British sports car, fantastic drivers car I must admit, have you read anything about TVR cars in... er, where did you say you were from??

SMOLENSKY: Ahh yes, a TBR, I have known much about them in advance of my arrival. I would like to buy it now without a furthers delay :reachesforsuitcase: here please now accept my cash - I think thats it a very suitables for me.

DEALER: Hehehe...errr, cash sir? Why, yes of... course. Oh my, you do have a lot of cash you have there "hehehehehrrCOUGH" Erm, possibly you'd like to consider the warranty, and perhaps I can you'd like to consider a few options first!??

SMOLENSKY: I do like dis car to take, one of the pens with yours name upon it, and leave it to me, I vill buy TBR on Wednesday, but my credits card does not allow £15 mi8llions, de banks de bastads, so I vill have only this car for now please, thankyous.

[V8 Archie]

[Tuscan 29]

Ex29

[simpo two]

V8 Archie said:

Apparently he bought it on Monday and told them he was about to buy the company.

Silly boy - if he'd waited a few days he could have helped himself to a free one!

[yellow peril]

You know.......it is being assumed in all these sketches on the threads that NS will have a Russian accent..........


As he has spent so long in this country and London in particular....it's quite possible he will have a very good English accent........

I'll put money on it that it's better than mine...... (born London ...now Essex...!!!!)





...//P//

[Tuscan 29]

yellow peril said:

You know.......it is being assumed in all these sketches on the threads that NS will have a Russian accent.......... As he has spent so long in this country and London in particular....it's quite possible he will have a very good English accent........ I'll put money on it that it's better than mine...... (born London ...now Essex...!!!!) ...//P//

Ex29

OK, lets see


BS: Good morning sir, how was your flight to Blackpool International

NS: the flying b**locks, cum up iin tha motor wee did, anyways, how the ares u m8, get sum at the weekend did yeah, ear I tell u what, ing cars gone pete tong down a watfod gap, speed 6, giv me a v8 anyday, we need to tow drop them speed 6 ers a bit quick

Loses something doesn't it

[Stin Hambo]

Wasn't there a Cascade Tuscan being sent to Russia?

[jessica]

How old did we say this Gorgeous russian bloke was ???????

Jessica has a thing about men who wear Russian watches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








HI...........
Mr Smolenski

[yellow peril]

Rodney.....you're incorrigible mate.....

Jessica.....did you see the piccy NS in the Express on Saturday........

Mmmmmmm....24 and very nice thank you very much.....

Same age as my son

I've never considered a Toy Boy ..............


...//P//

[ftasb]

Jessica, so has Mrs. Smolenski. I believe the word you are looking for is s