Why is it that when the sun comes out.......

[matchmaker]

.........some people think that personal hygiene can be left behind? I'm fed up with standing in a queue or next to some tt who is dressed in fking shorts and fking t-shirt and who obviously hasn't changed them or used fking soap and water since the fking "heatwave" started.

It is not macho to smell like a rancid fking polecat. Gives me the fking boke

And as for the fking women! Did they get dressed in the fking dark? Vast acres of wobbling white flesh, minging tattoes, arse cracks gaping open, tits practically falling out (not nice tits - I don't mind them ) and cellulite.

As my dear wife is wont to say at such times "Christ, the sights you see when you don't have a gun"

And chill.............

[EDLT]

MX5?

Also stop sniffing people.

[matchmaker]

EDLT said:

MX5?

Also stop sniffing people.

Sniffing? I'd have to stop fking breathing, some of them stink so badly

[fozzymandeus]

Region: Central Scotland

Just sayin'.

[matchmaker]

fozzymandeus said:

Region: Central Scotland

Just sayin'.

OK, but I have to add that I was not in Asda tonight when one honking individual sparked off my rant. I was actually in Bridge of Allan which apparently has a high millionaires/square mile ratio!

[englisharcher]

Good rant, but in the wrong section of the forum.

So 0/10 I'm afraid

[iva cosworth]

IBTL or move

[veevee]

Why the fk is it when the fking sun fking comes out, some fking people fking overdo the old



a fking bit.

[fozzymandeus]

matchmaker said:

OK, but I have to add that I was not in Asda tonight when one honking individual sparked off my rant. I was actually in Bridge of Allan which apparently has a high millionaires/square mile ratio!

I have to admit I made it as far as the threshold of ASDA Llandudno today. I got no further.

[Jasandjules]

Try using the London Underground in the middle of summer. I am guessing not everyone has a shower before heading to work....

[samdale]

matchmaker said:

OK, but I have to add that I was not in Asda tonight when one honking individual sparked off my rant. I was actually in Bridge of Allan which apparently has a high millionaires/square mile ratio!

But you are on other nights..?

[cuprabob]

matchmaker said:

OK, but I have to add that I was not in Asda tonight when one honking individual sparked off my rant. I was actually in Bridge of Allan which apparently has a high millionaires/square mile ratio!

Bridge of Allan is full of pensioners, it's probably decomposition you're smelling

[matchmaker]

samdale said:

matchmaker said:

OK, but I have to add that I was not in Asda tonight when one honking individual sparked off my rant. I was actually in Bridge of Allan which apparently has a high millionaires/square mile ratio!

But you are on other nights..?

Nor on any other nights! I have some standards

[thecremeegg]

I sweat buckets when I get hot, I can't help it....deal with it! I bet you don't smell like roses either!

[TheBurgerKing]

calm down

[matchmaker]

thecremeegg said:

I sweat buckets when I get hot, I can't help it....deal with it! I bet you don't smell like roses either!

What I was talking about was stale sweat