Loads of Porkers
Loads of Porkers
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Solitude

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1,902 posts

205 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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There are So many of them out here.

I live in the poor part of a very wealthy area, and it seems the recession has had no effect on the sale of them.

Took my car out yesterday for a blat, and i must have seen ten or more...and i don't mean low end ones either !!

Twice however, cars got in my way by not being able to navigate a roundabout staying in lane.
These people clearly have the funds to fund a "sports car" but cannot drive it. And whilst able to boot it up a carriageway past tintops, they really do not know how to handle such a tool.

My Revs up (to drown out there whining rubber bands) they check the rear view, and confused they nearly both lost control.

I think something loud and unrecogniseable frightens them and they drive in the belief that nothing gets near a porker.

Audi TT owners are worse, golf drivers are laughable....the saxo and corsa kids do show respect tho, and want to see the car as it passes.

Good moaning chaps

Enjoy the sun

DoubleSix

12,567 posts

206 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Yeah Porsche drivers... idiots the lot of them! No way any of them can drive capably or even recognise a TVR.

So, what shall it be sir, a glass of traditional lemonade or straight to the bitter?

JamieG

911 posts

255 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Yeah ... Blxxdy Porsche drivers!!
(thank god I don't drive a Chimaera..)

Edited by JamieG on Saturday 26th May 11:12

Convert

3,757 posts

248 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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DoubleSix said:
Yeah Porsche drivers... idiots the lot of them! No way any of them can drive capably or even recognise a TVR.

So, what shall it be sir, a glass of traditional lemonade or straight to the bitter?
Look, if you've lost your curling tongs you won't find them on the Wedge forum.


Be a 'nice boy', and mince back over to the beetle forum dear biggrin

scotty_d

6,795 posts

224 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Convert said:
DoubleSix said:
Yeah Porsche drivers... idiots the lot of them! No way any of them can drive capably or even recognise a TVR.

So, what shall it be sir, a glass of traditional lemonade or straight to the bitter?
Look, if you've lost your curling tongs you won't find them on the Wedge forum.


Be a 'nice boy', and mince back over to the beetle forum dear biggrin
hehe

vampire222

433 posts

179 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Porsche, that's the car you buy when you need a hairpiece and a trophy wife!

DoubleSix

12,567 posts

206 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Convert said:
DoubleSix said:
Yeah Porsche drivers... idiots the lot of them! No way any of them can drive capably or even recognise a TVR.

So, what shall it be sir, a glass of traditional lemonade or straight to the bitter?
Look, if you've lost your curling tongs you won't find them on the Wedge forum.


Be a 'nice boy', and mince back over to the beetle forum dear biggrin
Funnily enough the Wedge forum shows up under 'What's New'.

So we can all see you talking st.

vampire222

433 posts

179 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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DoubleSix said:
Funnily enough the Wedge forum shows up under 'What's New'.

So we can all see you talking st.
Why don't you go and enjoy your midlife crisis elsewhere, thanks! smile

DoubleSix

12,567 posts

206 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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vampire222 said:
DoubleSix said:
Funnily enough the Wedge forum shows up under 'What's New'.

So we can all see you talking st.
Why don't you go and enjoy your midlife crisis elsewhere, thanks! smile
Eh?? I'd wager the average wedge driver is a little older than those in Porsches, I'm 33 so a little way off mid life I hope, how old are you?

Convert

3,757 posts

248 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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DoubleSix said:
Convert said:
DoubleSix said:
Yeah Porsche drivers... idiots the lot of them! No way any of them can drive capably or even recognise a TVR.

So, what shall it be sir, a glass of traditional lemonade or straight to the bitter?
Look, if you've lost your curling tongs you won't find them on the Wedge forum.


Be a 'nice boy', and mince back over to the beetle forum dear biggrin
Funnily enough the Wedge forum shows up under 'What's New'.

So we can all see you talking st.
Did you see the smilie?

You did realise my post was in jest old boy didn't you?



PS I'd rather talk st than drive it.

vampire222

433 posts

179 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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DoubleSix said:
Eh?? I'd wager the average wedge driver is a little older than those in Porsches, I'm 33 so a little way off mid life I hope, how old are you?
26 gramps smile

Solitude

Original Poster:

1,902 posts

205 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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DoubleSix said:
Convert said:
DoubleSix said:
Yeah Porsche drivers... idiots the lot of them! No way any of them can drive capably or even recognise a TVR.

So, what shall it be sir, a glass of traditional lemonade or straight to the bitter?
Look, if you've lost your curling tongs you won't find them on the Wedge forum.


Be a 'nice boy', and mince back over to the beetle forum dear biggrin
Funnily enough the Wedge forum shows up under 'What's New'.

So we can all see you talking st.
Is it really so dull on your own forums that you trawl others cupcake ??

Go away, you are at best a bore, at worst an antagonist.
And take your cronies too

redcard

CHJ

785 posts

243 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Loads of porkers yes especially 997 and Cayman.

I have to admit I quite fancy a 996TT S as my daily shopping car though getmecoat


vampire222

433 posts

179 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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I've driven several Porkers and the only one i fancied was a 996 GT2 oooh mamma.

The rest like Caymans Cheyennes and Boxters and regular 911's just were too much flash and not enough go for me.

jontymo

853 posts

180 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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I agree driven by to*sers who cannot drive!!!



With trophy wife sat in passenger seat!!



Same as TT owners - OOP's that one has gone but again with trophy wife sat in passenger seat!!!!!



Followed by Sheep!!!



It amused me anyway LOL must be the weather.

Jontymo

scotty_d

6,795 posts

224 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Give the poor pork driver a break he is a touch with his emotional side some might say camp side.

If your car was designed by some one called pinky you too might feel the same hehewink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinky_Lai

voltage_maxx

368 posts

239 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Come on guys, play nice.......

I had the genuine privilage to have a 997 Carrera 2S for a few days last year.
Drove both at Silverstone, and had a *spirited* drive over the North Yorkshire moors wink



I would dearly love to own a 911 some day - the build quality and overall package is incredible. A supercar you could genuinely use everyday.
Now - of course, these cars get purchased as status symbols. But that's fine, as it means in ten years time, people like us stand a chance of buying one!

Porsches and TVR's will always be like chalk and cheese: One of them's impeccably built and engineered, the other's all about sheer thrills and spills.

The answer then is obvious, own both.

Now, ladies, please put down the handbags. Thank you.

mrzigazaga

18,816 posts

195 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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jontymo said:
Why is this sheep wearing knee pads??..I said i wanted a cheap plumber..Not a sheep plumber...Ziga

Edited by mrzigazaga on Saturday 26th May 23:09

grahamw48

9,944 posts

268 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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I admire Porsches for what they are, just that they don't make any noise !...well apart from a washer on spin with a dodgy bearing. frown

If I've got 3 or 400 bhp under the bonnet/boot I want people to know about it ! biggrin

scotty_d

6,795 posts

224 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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mrzigazaga said:
jontymo said:
Why is this sheep wearing knee pads??..I said i wanted a cheap plumber..Not a sheep plumber...Ziga

Edited by mrzigazaga on Saturday 26th May 23:09
Not Knee pads those are promotion Pads wink