How Good is a Cerb!

[esso]

In the last couple of weeks i have been out in a new Mclaren which is 200k`s worth of car,me mates just bought a Ferrari F430 which is forkin awesome but it was nearly 100k,my Cerb was 15k and performance for pound you can`t beat it,sometimes i hate it...usually when it breaks....but when its working i love it....what a car!!!!

[Gazzab]

My neighbour has £2m or so worth of astons and maseratis (one is an f1 car). My cerb gets more attention, is faster, cooler and more reliable.

[haircutmike]

My neighbour has 2 Volvos and a Boxter and when he looks in my garage at the engine in bits sort of grins a knowing smile............

[C3BER]

My neighbour has a John Deere tractor and I'm very jealous

[Boatbuoy]

My neighbour has a Nissan Almera and thinks my exhaust is broken!

[DJR 7]

My neighbour has moved!!!

[cerb4.5lee]

esso said:

In the last couple of weeks i have been out in a new Mclaren which is 200k`s worth of car,me mates just bought a Ferrari F430 which is forkin awesome but it was nearly 100k,my Cerb was 15k and performance for pound you can`t beat it,sometimes i hate it...usually when it breaks....but when its working i love it....what a car!!!!

They are cracking!! Used mine everyday now since last tuesday & drove 160 miles aswell today, love this dry weather & its nice to get the power down easier & it still amazes me how well it picks up at high speeds, agree great power & performance per pound.

[HardToLove]

DJR 7 said:

My neighbour has moved!!!

[scotty_d]

My neighbour has 9 dogs and they smell bad.

[MPoxon]

DJR 7 said:

My neighbour has moved!!!

[Mr Cerbera]

My neighbour has a 20 year old Swedish Au Pair who does the ironing on the patio in her underwear.

The current run of good weather means that I haven't seen my car for days.

[FarmyardPants]

Mr Cerbera said:

My neighbour has a 20 year old Swedish Au Pair who does the ironing on the patio in her underwear.

The current run of good weather means that I haven't seen my feet for days.

EFA

The cerb was spitting flames through the tunnel on the way to APM yesterday, according to the Mrs who was (trying to) follow me

[esso]

What an amusing bunch of Cerbera owners we are !!!

[Gazzab]

Mr Cerbera said:

My neighbour has a 20 year old Swedish Au Pair who does the ironing on the patio in her underwear.

The current run of good weather means that I haven't seen my car for days.

Doesn't she have an ironing board?

[Mr Cerbera]

Gazzab said:

Mr Cerbera said:

My neighbour has a 20 year old Swedish Au Pair who does the ironing on the patio in her underwear.

The current run of good weather means that I haven't seen my car for days.

Doesn't she have an ironing board?

Phnaaarhh, Phnaaarhh !

esso said:

What an amusing bunch of Cerbera owners we are !!!

I believe it's an essential requirement for long-term ownership
( He says spending another Bank Holiday under Black Beauty )

Edited by Mr Cerbera on Monday 28th May 16:48

[PoleDriver]

Buying the Cerb was the worst thing I ever did!

When I want to 'upgrade' to something 'better' it's going to bankrupt me!

[Mr Cerbera]

PoleDriver said:

Buying the Cerb was the worst thing I ever did!

When I want to 'upgrade' to something 'better' it's going to bankrupt me!

Which was why, when I bought mine, I knew that it was going to be the last car that I ever owned

[sjc1969]

my neighbour has a 1.2 polo. His wife complains that when i initially start up the Cerb she jumps out her skin lol. think i need to find a house with a larger plot

[Jhonno]

My Neighbours love my Cerb.. Even the elderly lady next door.

[h16abl]

My neighbour is a bellend and i hope he reads this so i can blacken his other eye. My other neighbour is great and so are the rest of the street .rant over