Perverted Penguins!!!!!

[DJRC]

Brilliant

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-1837...

[Hysteria1983]

Filth, pure filth I tell you, no wonder it was banned!!

As for the necrophilia ... Well, that beggars belief. Surely a dead penguin in that sort of climate is going to feel a bit 'stiff'.

[philthy]

It's not just Penguins, chimps can be too.
Google it.

[Major Fallout]

Hysteria1983 said:

Filth, pure filth I tell you, no wonder it was banned!!

As for the necrophilia ... Well, that beggars belief. Surely a dead penguin in that sort of climate is going to feel a bit 'stiff'.

But still smells like fish I bet.

[Hysteria1983]

Major Fallout said:

But still smells like fish I bet.

Maybe.

[DJRC]

Hysteria1983 said:

Filth, pure filth I tell you, no wonder it was banned!!

As for the necrophilia ... Well, that beggars belief. Surely a dead penguin in that sort of climate is going to feel a bit 'stiff'.

It was the "cant tell the difference between the live females and dead ones from last year" bit that got me. Now surely they would be the opposite of stiff?

[philthy]

DJRC said:

It was the "cant tell the difference between the live females and dead ones from last year" bit that got me. Now surely they would be the opposite of stiff?

Depends, does it get warm enough for them to thaw?

[GTIR]

"Right, who's first?"

[mattnunn]

Tip for anyone thinking of fking a penquin

If you keep the wrapper on, you can eat if afterwards.

There was gay penquins in a German Zoo but I believe one has had his head turned recently by a female.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

[Vieste]

20 seconds of fun months of pain

[Hysteria1983]

philthy said:

DJRC said:

It was the "cant tell the difference between the live females and dead ones from last year" bit that got me. Now surely they would be the opposite of stiff?

Depends, does it get warm enough for them to thaw?

That's a good question. I doubt they get much chance to thaw out with lying still on snow coveted ground.

[bucksmanuk]

mattnunn said:

Tip for anyone thinking of fking a penquin

If you keep the wrapper on, you can eat if afterwards.

There was gay penquins in a German Zoo but I believe one has had his head turned recently by a female.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

From thr article..
"Z and Vielpunkt are part of a six-strong gay community among the zoo's collection of endangered Humboldt penguins who rose to fame in 2005 when four Swedish females were brought in an unsuccessful, and controversial, attempt to "cure" them."

typical - get some hot Swedes in, and see if they cure them...

[Famous Graham]

Vieste said:

20 seconds of fun months of pain

You, or the penguins?

[Zwolf]

DJRC said:

Brilliant

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-1837...

Particularly:

article said:

So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.

As you do.

[DJRC]

Hysteria1983 said:

philthy said:

DJRC said:

It was the "cant tell the difference between the live females and dead ones from last year" bit that got me. Now surely they would be the opposite of stiff?

Depends, does it get warm enough for them to thaw?

That's a good question. I doubt they get much chance to thaw out with lying still on snow coveted ground.

You 2 are thinking too deeply about this comfort

[RB Will]

As well as this I'm sure I have seen a documentary on the telly which said about females of a certain type of penguin basically being prostitutes or "cheating" on their chosen partners just to get some goodies like food or stones or something silly.