would u ever have cosmetic beauty treatment ?
would u ever have cosmetic beauty treatment ?
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petemurphy

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10,896 posts

212 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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so the other half had some caci treatment a few weeks ago ( I hadnt heard of it either )and have to admit she looks better for it - apparently its just some funky machine no needles etc.

question is would you ever have something like that? seems a quick win but v gay! or does the fact its done with a cool gadget ( http://www.thelondonfaceandskinclinic.com/body.htm... ) make up for the gayness!

or would u have botox/fillers etc or is engine oil smeared on enough?!

feeling old this fathers day!



Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

215 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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In my case it'd be like polishing a turd!

TwigtheWonderkid

48,957 posts

179 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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Johnnytheboy said:
In my case it'd be like polishing a turd!
You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter!

Halb

53,012 posts

212 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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Unlikely, even if I won the euromillions, I'm too squeamish.

But if one could clone a body and then slip your consciousness into that, I might do that.biggrin

MacGee

2,513 posts

259 months

Monday 18th June 2012
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I'm fking too handsome to improve! So no! I'd use my money on other things like sweeties and make-up!

pokethepope

2,667 posts

217 months

Monday 18th June 2012
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site said:
Facial Toning Crystal Free orbital Microdermabrasion and LED Light Therapy Photo Stimulation
aka a piece of wet and dry and a torch. That'll be £500 please madam.

SL

868 posts

253 months

Monday 18th June 2012
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Beyond teeth whitening and laser eye surgery, not a chance. It's amazing how many basic cosmetic surgery procedures go wrong - just look at the comments on the article below - one woman landed up with no breasts after enlargement surgery! rolleyes

http://www.simplycosmeticsurgery.com/news/has-your...

In my mind, if someone looks after themselves, eats well and exercises regularly, they're probably pretty much perfect anyway! smile

chrisobrien54

308 posts

226 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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Having been going bald since pretty much my twenties began, I'd have a shot of Wayne Rooneys whizzy new hair cut any day of the week.

Anyone got £30k spare?

whirligig

941 posts

224 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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I had a mole removed from my face - it had always bothered me and the ten mins it took to remove in the end was well worth the cost.

Davel

8,982 posts

287 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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I don't need plastic surgery - I just need ironing.

Halb

53,012 posts

212 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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chrisobrien54 said:
Anyone got £30k spare?
Wayne Rooney has.

Munter

31,331 posts

270 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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chrisobrien54 said:
Having been going bald since pretty much my twenties began, I'd have a shot of Wayne Rooneys whizzy new hair cut any day of the week.

Anyone got £30k spare?
This is not a personal dig Chris.

I've never understood this. As a man I expect to lose my hair. In much the same way I expect to have a penis and testicles. It's is what should happen. Shirly to not lose ones hair feels like being a bit...confused. It's as if some blokes want a smooth area rather than a mans genitals.

Man = Penis, hairy body, bald head
Woman = Vagina, breasts, virtually hairless body, hair on head
TS = Any combination of the above

Stop blurring the lines people. It's not helping people like Chris. wink

chrisobrien54

308 posts

226 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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Munter said:
chrisobrien54 said:
Having been going bald since pretty much my twenties began, I'd have a shot of Wayne Rooneys whizzy new hair cut any day of the week.

Anyone got £30k spare?
This is not a personal dig Chris.

I've never understood this. As a man I expect to lose my hair. In much the same way I expect to have a penis and testicles. It's is what should happen. Shirly to not lose ones hair feels like being a bit...confused. It's as if some blokes want a smooth area rather than a mans genitals.

Man = Penis, hairy body, bald head
Woman = Vagina, breasts, virtually hairless body, hair on head
TS = Any combination of the above

Stop blurring the lines people. It's not helping people like Chris. wink
Haha, no bother : )

When I was younger, and it was very evident what was happening but not fully 'happening' (if that makes sense) I was of the same opinion. Mates were buying hair re-growth stuff, or trying whatever, and it never made any sense to me. Just let it happen, who cares...

Fast forward 9 years and you're not just losing a hair line, but it's thinning too!

In yourself, this isnt much of an issue. As you say, it's just something that happens. No big deal. But then as the years advance, you meet new people, through work of whatever and you're faced with daily wind ups, 'clever' comments, and general putdowns all based around the same theme.

But you do get bored of the daily idiot. And some women dont like it. And that's when you start to think if someone offered a magic pill, I'd take it without thhinking twice.

All the above might sound terribly dramatic - it's not, really. I'm happy and comfortable in myself and it's not that big a deal, to me at least.

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

240 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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Seems like a very silly thing to spend time and money on, and suspect much the same result would be achieved by a very firm rub (fnar!) with a slightly damp flannel of a morning.

TwigtheWonderkid

48,957 posts

179 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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chrisobrien54 said:
you're not just losing a hair line, but it's thinning too!
Well get shot of it. If you have a No1 or No2, you're hair is no longer thinning because its just short. Costs me a fiver once a month. People only comment on baldness when the person concerned is trying hard not to look bald.

Hoofy

79,988 posts

311 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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Davel said:
I don't need plastic surgery - I just need ironing.
hehe

Lemmonie

6,314 posts

284 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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Ive a tummy tuck booked in for mid August

swiftpete

1,894 posts

222 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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I have a mole on my chest that I would like to get removed. Not for cosmetic reasons though, I don't really care about it, but it bleeds sometimes if I get punched or hit in the chest while practicing martial arts and is pretty painful for a while afterwards. In fact, this thread has just reminded me to go to the doctor. Thanks!

Halb

53,012 posts

212 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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Poor lil thing, that's no why to treat it!

Mobile Chicane

21,980 posts

241 months

Tuesday 19th June 2012
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In answer to the OP, the problem is that everything short of actual surgery in the 'beauty treatment industry' is completely unregulated.

Any idiot can offer laser facials, tooth whitening and Botox, and frequently they do. A Harley Street address guarantees nothing except a hefty bill.

Would I even consider any of the above unless performed by a qualified doctor or dentist? Hell, no.

I'll admit to having had Botox, but performed by a qualified doctor with many years experience. Rather than being 'dead from the nose up', the results are so natural you'd never know I'd had it.

As for those wimmins who go abroad for cosmetic surgery and end up mutilated, I think they only have their own stupidity to blame.

The market for skilled cosmetic surgeons is worldwide: any surgeon worth his/her salt will be practising in places like London and New York - not operating from a back street in Bratislava.

There should also be a lengthy waiting list to see a good one.