Did you hear the one about the French speaking Belgian....
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with a local prostitute in his passenger seat, who lost control and drove into an English registered car, owned by a British woman of Indian origin, in Spain who was helped by a Polish man who spoke a little French and even less English and her son who spoke a little French and very little Spanish and went to a garage where the owner thankfully spoke Spanish, French and English.
not helped by the Belgian being several sandwiches short of a picnic, unable to read his own insurance documents (in Spanish), or write more than his own name. Also not helped by the requirement to get it all sorted out and car repaired within 7 working days before it, and its owner, return to England.
Otherwise known as "What I did on my holidays..."
not helped by the Belgian being several sandwiches short of a picnic, unable to read his own insurance documents (in Spanish), or write more than his own name. Also not helped by the requirement to get it all sorted out and car repaired within 7 working days before it, and its owner, return to England.
Otherwise known as "What I did on my holidays..."
Strawman said:
Shame, did his insurance company pay for the repairs, how much damage was there and what cars?
Belgian has a C-max, looked bad, but mainly the plastic front end and trim.Mum's Focus was hit on the towbar, needs new bumper, some filler and paint, towbar and associated items need straightening
pics, doc'ts etc sent to insurers, waiting now...
stackmonkey said:
with a local prostitute in his passenger seat, who lost control and drove into a parked English registered car, owned by a British woman of Indian origin, in Spain who was helped by a Polish man who spoke a little French and even less English and her son who spoke a little French and very little Spanish and went to a garage where the owner thankfully spoke Spanish, French and English.
not helped by the Belgian being several sandwiches short of a picnic, unable to read his own insurance documents (in Spanish), or write more than his own name. Also not helped by the requirement to get it all sorted out and car repaired within 7 working days before it, and its owner, return to England.
Otherwise known as "What I did on my holidays..."
not helped by the Belgian being several sandwiches short of a picnic, unable to read his own insurance documents (in Spanish), or write more than his own name. Also not helped by the requirement to get it all sorted out and car repaired within 7 working days before it, and its owner, return to England.
Otherwise known as "What I did on my holidays..."
stackmonkey said:
with a local prostitute in his passenger seat, who lost control and drove into an English registered car, owned by a British woman of Indian origin, in Spain who was helped by a Polish man who spoke a little French and even less English and her son who spoke a little French and very little Spanish and went to a garage where the owner thankfully spoke Spanish, French and English.
not helped by the Belgian being several sandwiches short of a picnic, unable to read his own insurance documents (in Spanish), or write more than his own name. Also not helped by the requirement to get it all sorted out and car repaired within 7 working days before it, and its owner, return to England.
Otherwise known as "What I did on my holidays..."
You explained this to me last night didn't you? And I still don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about!not helped by the Belgian being several sandwiches short of a picnic, unable to read his own insurance documents (in Spanish), or write more than his own name. Also not helped by the requirement to get it all sorted out and car repaired within 7 working days before it, and its owner, return to England.
Otherwise known as "What I did on my holidays..."
stackmonkey said:
Update:
Mum's car has been repaired.
So has the Belgian's, except that the following day he put his car into a ditch and re-did all the damage.....(no other car involved this time)
Wonder if there was another prostitute in the car. If so, I hope she didn't bite when he drove into the ditch.Mum's car has been repaired.
So has the Belgian's, except that the following day he put his car into a ditch and re-did all the damage.....(no other car involved this time)
stackmonkey said:
with a local prostitute in his passenger seat, who lost control and drove into an English registered car, owned by a British woman of Indian origin, in Spain who was helped by a Polish man who spoke a little French and even less English and her son who spoke a little French and very little Spanish and went to a garage where the owner thankfully spoke Spanish, French and English.
not helped by the Belgian being several sandwiches short of a picnic, unable to read his own insurance documents (in Spanish), or write more than his own name. Also not helped by the requirement to get it all sorted out and car repaired within 7 working days before it, and its owner, return to England.
Otherwise known as "What I did on my holidays..."
I began to think this was a European Union joke... not helped by the Belgian being several sandwiches short of a picnic, unable to read his own insurance documents (in Spanish), or write more than his own name. Also not helped by the requirement to get it all sorted out and car repaired within 7 working days before it, and its owner, return to England.
Otherwise known as "What I did on my holidays..."
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