Somebody buy this!

[nagsheadwarrior]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&am...

I got outbid on this wonderfully bizarre creation on the initial listing, I really dont need it but if enough people dont bid on it then I will have to!

It went for circa £1200 last time but strangely the winner got "Buyers Remorse"!

[williredale]

Speechless!

[LiamB]

Kill it with fire!

[mybrainhurts]

Instruction to family...

If you put my coffin in that, I will come back and haunt you to end of your days...

[pwrc]

what the actual fk

[Jordan Rich]

sod the Pope hearse, what is that thing in the background?!!?!

[mybrainhurts]

Jordan Rich said:

sod the Pope hearse, what is that thing in the background?!!?!

That's the thing that puts your coffin into orbit...

[NightRunner]

I don't know what you mean

[williredale]

Jordan Rich said:

sod the Pope hearse, what is that thing in the background?!!?!

fking hell! I hadn't spotted that...

[Efbe]

wow

[Jordan Rich]

checked his other items, some submarines, but that thing aint for sale

[fridgedoctor]

Finally, an old banger on EBay I don't want.

[nagsheadwarrior]

He's saved on my favourite sellers list, some proper bonkers stuff!

I dont know why I want a 20ft long, 14ft high lit up hearse with a metal dog in the back but for some reason I do, would look brilliantly odd on the road outside my house!

My landlady at my last house threatened me with eviction forparking my last hearse outside her house as her relatives thought her disabled husband had died!

[Jordan Rich]

nagsheadwarrior said:

my last hearse

This implies multiple hearses having been owned, just out of interest, why?
though if you want a hearse, this has got to be near the top of the list lol!

[paulrussell]

I don't quite know what to say about the hearse.

[nagsheadwarrior]

Jordan Rich said:

nagsheadwarrior said:

my last hearse

This implies multiple hearses having been owned, just out of interest, why?
though if you want a hearse, this has got to be near the top of the list lol!

Only had one before, always thought the mk2 Granada Hearses, specifically Coleman Milne converted ones, were super looking cars, mine was a bit rough round the edges but drove lovely, 2.8 twin carb auto and the long wheelbase and hydraulic rear suspension makes them a very smooth ride.

Im not overly taken with newer hearses on later Granadas and Carltons etc though and sadly all the mk2's have been retired from active service and bangered to death!

[Jordan Rich]

there is one of them round here with big wheels (probably 22") and a nice noise coming out of it, probably just a big drainpipe exhaust but certainly turns heads! not sure i could drive one though, its previous occupants would be a bit off putting...

[bofranklin]

Ebay Seller said:

The new owner will also get a Cassock, ruby red gown and a mitre party hat with El-wire piping...

Ebay Seller said:

There is a red LED mitre bolted to the middle of the bonnet for those special occasions

This seller sounds like a hero

[Fastdruid]

Bonkers seller, I notice that while the 'spaceship' in the background isn't for sale he's sold a different one previously - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/320921955415

[Jordan Rich]

"Please note: this vehicle is not capable of interplanetary travel. It is currently SORN"
£620 and it doesnt even work?! pfft!

But, seriously, how many pints of vodka do you have to drink to pay actual real money for that?