Motorhome and caravan horrors...
Motorhome and caravan horrors...
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rix

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2,921 posts

215 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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My nomination. Could be straight from the set of top gear...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Citroen-ENC-Fifer-S...

jas xjr

11,309 posts

264 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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rix said:
My nomination. Could be straight from the set of top gear...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Citroen-ENC-Fifer-S...
Wow

Hackney

7,395 posts

233 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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rix said:
My nomination. Could be straight from the set of top gear...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Citroen-ENC-Fifer-S...
4 berth!? silly

eric twinge

1,797 posts

247 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Good lord, imagine the horror on fellow campers faces when you turn up in that!

StuartGGray

7,703 posts

253 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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That's not far from me. I could launch a pre-emptive strike biggrin

blugnu

1,523 posts

266 months

Wednesday 27th June 2012
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Reminds me of the Stimson Sportique ...


Thud_Mcguffin

267 posts

228 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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That Citroen is like a French man's hearse.

LouD86

3,290 posts

178 months

Thursday 28th June 2012
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Jesus, both aweful, that Clio one must be painful!

StoatInACoat

1,355 posts

210 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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Those crazy French. Wise to carry emergency accomodation around with you if you own a Citroen or a Renault though. I like the Clio one, wonder if they made one for the newer shapes whistle

italianjob1275

594 posts

171 months

Tuesday 3rd July 2012
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They must handle brilliantly yikes

Just look at the suspension on that Clio!

anonymous-user

79 months

Tuesday 3rd July 2012
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And why does it say "Sportique" on the back? Electrolux maybe.

CDP

8,023 posts

279 months

Tuesday 3rd July 2012
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blugnu said:
Reminds me of the Stimson Sportique ...

If it simply bolts on in place of the roof rack and tailgate leaving the base car unmodified it might be useful. I'd thought of making something similar for towing the seven; effectively a glorified roof box with a bed in it.

Conversely if it's a permanent modification it's a disaster.

shakotan

10,862 posts

221 months

Tuesday 3rd July 2012
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The Toppola.



I've seen varying version of this on Saabs right up until early 2000 93s.

CDP

8,023 posts

279 months

Tuesday 3rd July 2012
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shakotan said:
The Toppola.



I've seen varying version of this on Saabs right up until early 2000 93s.
Pretty much that sort of thing. It would need some sort of cradle to hold it when removed from the car but very useful.

abbotsmike

1,033 posts

170 months

Thursday 26th July 2012
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Wow. It's amazing what people think is a good idea at times!!

I have to wonder what has been done to the rear suspension to hold the extra weight. It's either got to be spring assisters or bricks, and neither of those are a good thing!

And toppola? I guess that's what happens when you show it a corner!!

CDP

8,023 posts

279 months

Thursday 26th July 2012
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abbotsmike said:
Wow. It's amazing what people think is a good idea at times!!

I have to wonder what has been done to the rear suspension to hold the extra weight. It's either got to be spring assisters or bricks, and neither of those are a good thing!

And toppola? I guess that's what happens when you show it a corner!!
The weight limit for a roof rack is normally about 75kg. A well designed structure should be a lot less than that.


Irish

3,991 posts

264 months

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

234 months

Thursday 26th July 2012
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Irish said:
Many years ago there was a custom car mag called Hot Car.

As a yoof in the mid 70s I managed to get a copy that had a customised Transit with a Bond Bug grafted into the roof in familiar fashion, only better IIRC.

blugnu

1,523 posts

266 months

Thursday 26th July 2012
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Irish said:
For £39k it would have to be. And indeed it is special, and yet not in a way that makes it look worth £39k


Bohally

943 posts

172 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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I've seen one similar to the OP posted with "Fifer" on tour. Makes me realise my problems aren't as bad as his.