Dilemma - Please help. Urgent!

[GTIR]

As The Lounge seems to be the best place to ask everyday dilemmas I thought you all could help me with my nightmare.



Do I have two chocolate biscuits..










Or three..





And do I dunk them into coffee? (The biscuits are out the fridge if that's relevant)

[PeanutHead]

Three, love the odds.

[Chilli]

Odd numbers don't work unless you do the whole packet. Dunk? Of course, why on earth wouldn't you? Mind, it takes skill to ensure the correct saturation.

I left half a Bourbon on the floor the other day after over-doing the dunking.....broke my heart that did, seeing the little fella on the floor.

Let us know how you get on.

[Johnnytheboy]

Two.

The third one will not bring as great satisfaction as the first two, so will be enjoyed better in isolation.

And yes: dunk!

[Carfiend]

For dunking steer clear of the Rich Teas and get some Hobnobs.

[Simbu]

I think you need to be less restrictive in your thinking. Only when you make the decision to demolish the entire packet, or eat none at all, can you be content that you considered all options.

If you choose eat none, then can I have a biccie please?

[tomsugden]

Milk chocolate? Are you quite mad?

[Hyde]

Why only three ?

[Morningside]

Place the two chocolate surfaces together creating a sandwich. This will then allow you to eat the said items without all the problem of sticky chocolate fingers

[TorqueVR]

You NEVER dunk chocolate biscuits, they should be eaten as they come out of the packet, preferrably from the fridge so the chocolate's hard. Only digestives should be dunked

[HBLC]

Two.

Turn one and place it on top of the other so the chocolate sides are touching. Leave in the sun for a few minutes. Eat it that way and it's like a whole new biscuit.

[anonymous-user]

Carfiend said:

For dunking steer clear of the Rich Teas and get some Hobnobs.

Chocolate Hobnobs the best dunking biscuit, I have purposely tried to get one of those bds to break in half through saturation and nothing, it just drank half my tea

For those wanting to try a new fun experience

Get Coffee and a Kit Kat
Nibble the ends off each end of the Kit Kat
Place one end of Kit Kat into Coffee other end in mouth and suck like a straw
Then eat, warm melty coffee/chocolate KitKat



I havent tried this with a KK Chunky yet though

[Morningside]

anonymous said:

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Thats what I do with chocolate fingers.

[anonymous-user]

Morningside said:

Thats what I do with chocolate fingers.

Ooooh yeah that would work too!!

[Hyde]

anonymous said:

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Works with Twix also

[Vieste]

They need to be Chocolate chip cookies

[anonymous-user]

Hyde said:

Works with Twix also

Loving this thread!! Gonna be a fat(ter) bd than I already am but damn some good tips!!

OP eat 3 biscuits!

[captainzep]

Morningside said:

Place the two chocolate surfaces together creating a sandwich. This will then allow you to eat the said items without all the problem of sticky chocolate fingers

To cement said halves, try a decent spoonful of crunchy peanut butter.

If you call it an "Official Olympic Snack TM" -that means it's healthy.

[GTIR]

anonymous said:

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I tried than in Oz but with Tim Tams in about 1993. Lush.

In fact I might go and buy some!

[Accumul8]

GTIR said:

I tried than in Oz but with Tim Tams in about 1993. Lush.

In fact I might go and buy some!

Pardon the ignorance, but are these simply not an Australian version of a Penguin??

ETA: Eat 3 biscuits. Life's too short.