I just find this

[motorbiker]

I just found this,













How do drivers suck? (Diaries)

By spacejack
Thu Apr 25th, 2002 at 01:21:16 PM EST

Let me count the ways...



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First off, I'm not talking about people with a real legitimate need to drive; like if you're unfortunate enough to drive for a living, or you've got to move a large piece of furniture across town, have to drive a bunch of kids to hockey practice, or those who live in rural areas without public transportation, or even carpoolers (do they even exist anymore?). I'm talking about you urban-dwelling twits, one to a car, who could easily, easily be taking the bus or the subway instead, but refuse to because of some stuck-up class superiority hangup, while opposing any sort of investment in public transportation. Gotta keep up with the Joneses. Can't move up the corporate ladder on skill, need that status symbol. Can't get laid, need a whore magnet. Afraid of the very isolationist, every-man-for-himself culture you've created. Whatever your pathetic condition or feeble excuse may be, here is why you SUCK:

You pollute the air wherever you go. Global warming or no, you disgusting slobs remind me of Pig-Pen from Peanuts cartoons, always surrounded by a cloud of filth. Funny thing is, it's always drivers that are complaining about how polluted the city is, how humid it is (sitting there in traffic, air conditioner blasting away), about how a brown cloud hangs over it, how awful it is and how they want to move to the country. So why don't you move already? Get the out! We don't want you here!!


You hit me, you hit my friends, you hit people I see on the street. It hurts. Try getting hit by a car sometime asshole. Nothing, NOTHING you will ever do in that car will ever be as cool as when a courier buddy of mine wrote, in his one blood, on the door of the car that ran him down: "LEARN TO DRIVE ASSHOLE".


In Ontario, drivers are allowed to make right hand turns on red lights. This wouldn't be so bad, if they actually followed the goddamn law and stopped at the red light before turning, instead of trying to speed through without stopping. Like the other day, when the light started changing as I'm crossing a rather wide intersection. Not wanting to get stranded halfway, I start trotting to the other side, when some asshole (yup, another lonely guy in a shiny sports car) decides he's going to rush the yellow at the same time and make a right -- right into my path. This stupid decides to take my life into his hands as I'm trying to get out of the way of the soon oncoming traffic. What's worse, I see this guy shaking his head in disapproval as he sees that I'm gonna be cutting him off. WTF?!! Don't you get tired of looking at peoples' middle finger? I think this guy's problem is that he's pissed off so many people that he's afraid to show his face on the street without his security blanket.


You're always LATE. Why the else are you in such a hurry? Don't you have a watch? Do you sleep in late every day? Has driving a car made you so lazy you can't leave for an appointment on time? Is it really necessary to endanger countless pedestrians and cyclists because you're such a up? You all deserve to have your licenses PERMANENTLY REVOKED. Not only are you a menace to society, you're incompetent at life.


However fast you think your car is, I'm faster. My bike beats your filthmobile across town, every time. And I don't have to pay for parking. Hell, they could double parking costs. Triple them. What do I care? You complain, I'll just laugh. I'll vote for politicians who say they'll raise parking costs. Can't afford it? That's too bad. Boo hoo.


You're prematurely aging due to your road rage and lack of exercise (hint: moving your foot up and down a few inches and turning your power steering wheel is not exercise). This I could care less about. I just thought I'd rub it in. BWAHAHAHAHA!


Car alarms. Air pollution, intimidation and death not enough for you, eh? Gotta disturb the whole damn block while you're at it. Next time it goes off, I hope some neighbourhood anarchist keys your car and adds a little sugar to top it off. If your car is that precious to you, buy the Club. But nooo, laziness prevails yet again.


However many clicks you've added to your odometer, you will never take that car to so many exotic places as I have taken my bike. Tell someone you "drove" 2000km on your vacation (sound of crickets chirping).


"Driving". WTF? You don't drive. I drive. You and your lazy ass ride. Who was responsible for this crime against the English language anyways? I'm guessing it was either Nazis or Ford. Maybe both, who knows? They were in bed together, after all.


When you finally run over someone and they or their orphaned family sue your ass and you're forced to sell your car, let me be the first to say: I TOLD YOU SO.


I could write more -- much more -- but frankly, you're not worth my time. Just think about some of these things before you waddle off to the garage to start up that deathmobile during the soon-to-be hot, humid summer days, endangering the lives of people who are trying to do the right thing, killing those with resperatory problems. Otherwise, off and drive into a telephone pole already, okay? Thanks.




>>> Edited by motorbiker on Wednesday 11th August 23:08

[Mr2Mike]

motorbiker said:

You hit me, you hit my friends, you hit people I see on the street. It hurts. Try getting hit by a car sometime asshole. Nothing, NOTHING you will ever do in that car will ever be as cool as when a courier buddy of mine wrote, in his one blood, on the door of the car that ran him down: "LEARN TO DRIVE ASSHOLE".

And that's where any credibility went out of the window for me. Couriers are quite frankly suicidal, wether they be on push bikes or motorbikes. The number of accidents they have in big cities is testement only to their own stupidity and belief in their own immortality.