Perfect car for this?

[jackh707]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jul/29/anim...
(this isn't a thread to discuss the activities of either party in this article)

Reading this... and it occurred to me, what would be the perfect car for the job?
The scenario is your an animal researcher and you get accosted by protesters for 5 minutes each day queuing up to go to work. They bang on your car, throw things, yell at you, take photos of you, and generally intimidate you.

What would you drive?

[The Nur]

Something with a cow catcher and a lot of sharp edges.

[Butter Face]

Hummer H2.

In Matt black.

With spikes on the wheels.

[XVar]

I think one of South Africa's finest inventions would be perfect...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_(flamethrower...

[anonymous-user]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udbyyhHmpHI

Edit: curses, beat me to it....

[ArsE92]

I've had similar things shouted at me when I worked at a pharmaceutical company a few years ago. I drove a 147 GTA at the time

[Riley Blue]

Landie covered in cow st.

[anonymous-user]

I'd be riding into work on a large horse, that way when they run up to me i would just let the horse trample them to death........