Alright You!

[funkyrobot]

So, I'm making some good overtakes when going home the other day. I start to pass this bloomin Passat and the

[Teamsreth]

You can't leave us hanging like that!

• Although I am aware that an edit/new post will appear whilst I am typing*

[VinceFox]

well, it be...

[rohrl]

funkyrobot said:

So, I'm making some good overtakes when going home the other day. I start to pass this bloomin Passat and the

Interesting, very interesting.

But don't let me interrupt you, do go on.

[Shaw Tarse]

[VinceFox]

funkyrobot said:

So, I'm making some good overtakes when going home the other day. I start to pass this bloomin Passat and the

...fabric of the universe ripped open, catapulting me and the rest of this post into a hellish representation of an alternate reality as seen at the end of the classic Disney sci fi film, "The Black Hole"?

[redtwin]

...blue strobe lights switch on. I sat there hoping it would just be a warning, but when the Officer's opening line was "Alright you!", I dropped my trousers.

[SeldomSeenKid]

funkyrobot said:

So, I'm making some good overtakes when going home the other day. I start to pass this bloomin Passat and the

... Trailer he was towing swung out into the fast lane causing me to



Am I doing it right?

[VinceFox]

SeldomSeenKid said:

funkyrobot said:

So, I'm making some good overtakes when going home the other day. I start to pass this bloomin Passat and the

... Trailer he was towing swung out into the fast lane causing me to...

...adjust my hipster glasses and crappy skinny v neck t shirt to show my...

[Skii]

..y tap on my window with tiny poles!!!!!

[StuartGGray]

Don't post while driving.

[rohrl]

funkyrobot said:

So, I'm making some good overtakes when going home the other day. I start to pass this bloomin Passat and the

...thought occurs to me momentarily, just for a flicker of a fraction of a second, what if I were to PIT manouevre this bloomin Passat? What then? I've seen it done a million times on the TV shows with Sheriff Paul Bunnell (retd.) and it looks easy enough. Just give him a nudge and around he'll go in a graceful arc and out of my bloomin way. I couldn't do it of course, it's just one of those crazy self-destructive thoughts, the little voice that shouts 'jump', you couldn't do it, could you?

[Steamer]

Skii said:

..y tap on my window with tiny poles!!!!!

[Google [bot]]

Steamer said:

Skii said:

..y tap on my window with tiny poles!!!!!

Have another

[JackP1]

...thing starts flying off at 88mph

[AJS-]

What's with the tiny poles joke? A piece of PH folk lore I've missed?

[Pints]

The ultimate opening post which promised so much yet delivered so little.

[funkyrobot]

I posted that? st.

[AyBee]

funkyrobot said:

I posted that? st.

And it wasn't even late!

[PeanutHead]

funkyrobot said:

I posted that st.

EFA