A murder... But no body! Ideas?

[anonymous-user]

Came home from work to find the cat snoozing in the living room. Nothing strange there.

It's a nice night so I opened the back to go out into the garden and was quite suprised to find what can only be described as the scene of a brutal murder all over the back door!

Blood everywhere, and I mean everywhere!

All over the back door, wall, step, path... And covering the entrance part of the cat flap!






Cat hasn't for a mark or spot of blood anywhere on him.

There are no dead animals anywhere in the house or garden at all, I have checked thoroughly!

Any ideas??

[ali_kat]

At somepoint this evening, probably once you have gone to sleep, the cat will reveal the hiding place of the body (his stomach), when you get up and fumble to the bathroom you'll find it

[Simpo Two]

Excellent! And your cat will look up saying 'What? Wasn't me'.

[anonymous-user]

The motherfker.

I'm relatively new to cat ownership, and the only reason I have him is I rescued him when he was a kitten.

This is how he repays me?!

[Jasandjules]

Well at some stage he might bring you a present. That will be a live mouse/bird which he will drag in, come to see you then release it at your feet, with a kind of "ta da!" expression.

[anonymous-user]

Jasandjules said:

Well at some stage he might bring you a present. That will be a live mouse/bird which he will drag in, come to see you then release it at your feet, with a kind of "ta da!" expression.

I can't wait...

[anonymous-user]

Here is the little terrorist

[The Nur]

NinjaPower said:

The motherfker.

I'm relatively new to cat ownership, and the only reason I have him is I rescued him when he was a kitten.

This is how he repays me?!

It is because he loves you. And he is a furry little .

[Butter Face]

Love the blood spatter proper mess!

Mine always kills off site then brings bodies home to devour!

[otolith]

Scary eyes!

Before we had cats of our own, we had my sister's three for a while. One day I came home to find that one of them had dragged a mortally wounded pigeon through the cat flap and that all three were at that point chasing the poor thing round the house. The pigeon, for it's part, was mostly bleeding profusely and flapping about flying into things. There was blood everywhere.

[longshot]

Have you checked under your bed for the carcass?

We once found a dead sparrow under ours that our cat had left there.

[otolith]

We once came home from a holiday during which the neighbours had been feeding the cats for us to find the skin and bones of a mouse under the sofa, and an awful lot of bluebottles.

[Davey S2]

NinjaPower said:

Here is the little terrorist

brilliant

[jimmyjimjim]

Jasandjules said:

Well at some stage he might bring you a present. That will be a live mouse/bird which he will drag in, come to see you then release it at your feet, with a kind of "ta da!" expression.

Either that, or half of said mouse.

[otolith]

jimmyjimjim said:

Either that, or half of said mouse.

Half a mouse behind an inward opening door.

[Cockey]

Need to call in Dexter to get an idea of what happened.

[Jasandjules]

jimmyjimjim said:

Either that, or half of said mouse.

I use a half mouse finding tool called bare foot......
Also works for voles, and the intestines of small birds.

[otolith]

Voles in self-assembly kit form?

[anonymous-user]

longshot said:

Have you checked under your bed for the carcass?

We once found a dead sparrow under ours that our cat had left there.

I am slightly concerned about a 'funny smell' that I now keep getting a whiff of in the spare bedroom.

Can't find anything though!

[Zelda Pinwheel]

My nose is hyper-sensitive to "the smell", having once had four of the little furry feckers to contend with. Down to one now, and if she's on a roll there can be half a dozen "gifts" per night.

Since she's been the only cat, she's taken to waking us at 3/4/5am with the most godawful yowling which absolutely cannot be ignored or slept through. "Look! I brought you a mouse! Now give me some food!"