My good man, do you speak motah?

[Light n Hairy]

Tell me about any automotive slang where you come from, or that is used in this place.

I'll start.
Dizzy top = distributor
Wrong wheel drive = fwd

Your go!

[SystemParanoia]

snail = turbo

[Eighteeteewhy]

Rad = radiator

Rubber = tyres

Zaust = exhaust

[HeatonNorris]

torques = boring anorak who thinks Clarkson is god.

[Light n Hairy]

Lol @ snail. Never heard that one but it makes sense. Almost poetic in its appreciation of the spiral

[4key]

dif = differential

slipper = limited slip differential

[mybrainhurts]

Handbrake = handbrake

Am I doing this right...?

[1878]

GT86 needs more power = I have a tiny cock and am compensating.

[4key]

mybrainhurts said:

Handbrake = handbrake

Am I doing this right...?

Not if you own a Mercedes

[Light n Hairy]

1878 said:

GT86 needs more power = I have a tiny cock and am compensating.

Maybe, but -
Using pop freud to connect a chaps car to his cock size = baffling how such thinly disguised envy ever found credibility.

Anyway, onward we go!
Ditchfinders = tyres

[Vilhelm]

Nippy - horrifically underpowered

[Smiler.]

Snatch Landrover - a 4WD driven by the likes of Jordan

[Monkeylegend]

Audi - Tosser

BMW - Tosser

Merc - Gentleman

[Synchromesh]

Rims = wheels
Cat = catalytic converter
Valver = 16v 4-cylinder
x-Pot = x-cylinder

[SystemParanoia]

Synchromesh said:

x-Pot = x-cylinder

JJS X pot

[mocca]

Leathers *shudder* -leather

[S. Gonzales Esq.]

mybrainhurts said:

Handbrake = handbrake

Am I doing this right...?

No. Handbrake = Oversteer Handle

[80quattro]

mocca said:

Leathers *shudder* -leather

Leatherz

EFA

[HeatonNorris]

80quattro said:

mocca said:

Leathers *shudder* -leather

Leatherz

EFA

<Mike Brewer Mode> Levvahs.

[Carpal]

macht nicht sticks = indicators = winkers