Sometimes all you really want...is a dirty MacDonalds!

[DJRC]

Big Mac Meal + Magnum McFlurry. Needed badly.

Anybody else have any dirty pot noodlesque secret cravings?

[Tubbytommy]

Never keep dirty takeaway cravings a secret, I tell the wife that's what I want and she tells me I can't. Work's quite well until she goes away.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Sometimes I just want to take my clothes off, lock myself in a room with 50 pork pies, a pot of mustard and just rub it all in my face.

[hornetrider]

I succumbed on Friday and had an M burger. It wasn't actually that bad.

[rhinochopig]

Tubbytommy said:

Never keep dirty takeaway cravings a secret, I tell the wife that's what I want and she tells me I can't. Work's quite well until she goes away.

Based on your user name I guess she's away a lot then

[cheddar]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Sometimes I just want to take my clothes off, lock myself in a room with 50 pork pies, a pot of mustard and just rub it all in my face.

+1

[Oxygen2k10]

Agreed!

When I fancy something dirty I get a dirty Caspian Pizza. Dirty spicy chicken always hits the spot.

[Changedmyname]

I was Hank marvin today. .....I had no choice.
Oh the shame.

[chunkymonkey71]

As long as its not a dirty sanchez...!

[Life Saab Itch]

Double cheeseburger and large fries.


I have had a craving for a sweet and sour pot noodle for ages. I've been strong though...

[STW2010]

Tubbytommy said:

Never keep dirty takeaway cravings a secret, I tell the wife that's what I want and she tells me I can't. Work's quite well until she goes away.

You are ruled by your wife? You must learn the ways of the wife beater

[STW2010]

rhinochopig said:

Tubbytommy said:

Never keep dirty takeaway cravings a secret, I tell the wife that's what I want and she tells me I can't. Work's quite well until she goes away.

Based on your user name I guess she's away a lot then

[VinceFox]

Bk bacon double. I always feel dog rough after tho.

[Major Fallout]

Only when I have a hangover, when I just need fatty stodgy goodness.

[Jimmy No Hands]

Right fancy a McGangBang

[anonymous-user]

Very occasionally I get the urge for a 'takeaway burger'.

Not a gormet burger in a pub.
Not a McDonalds.
Not a Burger King.

A huge, filthy, takeaway burger.

Those ones that come in the horrific polystyrene box that will be leaking more oil than the Exxon Valdez.
You always get loads of options with them as well, single, double, triple, quad burgers, bacon, onions rings, extra cheese, bolognese topping, pineapple, doner meat... the list goes on.

Like having sex with an ugly fat girl, you feel absolutely ashamed and a bit sick afterwards, but at the time you just had to have it.

[TheHighlander]

Yep went for a Whopper Meal on Friday not had one in months just got the lunchtime craving haha.

[DJRC]

Major Fallout said:

Only when I have a hangover, when I just need fatty stodgy goodness.

There may have been some hangover involved!

[McHaggis]

Your thread is here:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

HTH

[Fatboy]

GentleFellow said:

Breakfast: loaf of white bread, toasted, with butter and Maldon salt. Dinner: drinking pot of double cream.

Inspired, clearly in touch with your inner child