It's THAT time of year again (WARNING!! Spider content!!)
It's THAT time of year again (WARNING!! Spider content!!)
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JudgeMental

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7,251 posts

256 months

Friday 31st August 2012
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And they're getting bigger! This little beastie made me drop my dinner as it 'lunged' at me from under a kitchen unit. That's an upturned pint glass he's in!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5yJTrMNYcI&fea...

simplygod

167 posts

241 months

Friday 31st August 2012
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Your not wrong


Disco You

3,738 posts

203 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Mozzies have been my enemy this "summer" the bds keep biting me in my sleep.

poing

8,743 posts

223 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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fking fk that! Hate big bd spiders like that. Hope you murdered it to death!

simplygod

167 posts

241 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Poing, I cand send you it's ashes??

Laurel Green

31,013 posts

255 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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If you want to live and thrive, let the spider run alive.

Or kill it to death and get a good nights sleep.

DukeDickson

4,754 posts

236 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Whatever happened to power (expectedly built), corruption (directorships) and lies (your average post, or maybe salary)?


Spider > fly etc any day.

Daxxie

32 posts

164 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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looked at this thread and thought it was strange that i hadn't seen a single spider so far this year, looked in kitchen to find the mother of all spiders. Going to hide upstairs until someone can save me boxedin

Egg Chaser

4,954 posts

190 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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There's one of those big bds hiding in my kitchen somewhere too, but I don't know where. I let out a manly war cry, turned around to get a glass big enough to catch it, and it'd gone (presumably to plan how to eat me alive).

I'm too scared to go back in there.

DukeDickson

4,754 posts

236 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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If ever there was something to dispel the usual/known myth, this is it.


Small & crawly things, gents, small & crawly things. Oh, and they eat flies 'n' stuff.






mattdaniels

7,362 posts

305 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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The little ones I can cope with, but one of these big buggers appeared last night from one of the chases in the lounge. Like a hero I blew on it, and it skuttled back up into the hole, so he's somewhere by the trunking in the ceiling space.

I'll make sure I let the electrician know its there before he puts his hand down there. evil

Carthage

4,261 posts

167 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Aw, don't kill spiders, people. frown

They're cute, and they sort out midges, flies etc.

Pick them up (gently) and pop them outside.

anonymous-user

77 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Carthage said:
Aw, don't kill spiders, people. frown

They're cute, and they sort out midges, flies etc.

Pick them up (gently) and pop them outside.
Yep, that's what I do. Spiders are mans second best friend smile

cslgirl

2,215 posts

243 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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This was on the back of a cupboard door in my shed. I could hear it walking it was that big!



I left it alone!

milu

2,492 posts

289 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Ive had quite a few already

Over the last 2 weeks I've caught/ killed 5 in my bedroom....2 in one night!
Don't know what's so special about that room.

Merlin28

658 posts

171 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Save the spiders we need them to kill annoying flies, especially ones that try to steal your beer in the summer the little buggers.

PeanutHead

7,839 posts

193 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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It's amazing what you can find crawling through the house overnight.
Get some A4 card place strips of double sided sticky tape all over add a few very little blobs of jam or honey and washing up liquid in between the gaps on card.
Have a look in the morning to see what you have caught.

Yazza54

20,211 posts

204 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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PeanutHead said:
It's amazing what you can find crawling through the house overnight.
Get some A4 card place strips of double sided sticky tape all over add a few very little blobs of jam or honey and washing up liquid in between the gaps on card.
Have a look in the morning to see what you have caught.
Or just give your mrs a good seeing to

PeanutHead

7,839 posts

193 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Yazza54 said:
Or just give your mrs a good seeing to
Why?
I don't ever let her out of the kitchen and torturing small defenseless things that have more than 2 legs is a job for men.

David87

6,960 posts

235 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Get a cat. I just plonk ours in front of any big horrible spiders and she takes care of it from there. thumbup