Did any of you chaps see this moronic idea?
Did any of you chaps see this moronic idea?
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StuartGGray

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7,703 posts

257 months

Wednesday 5th September 2012
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Is this in the Highway Code?

"Despite local residents’ fears, Fife Council and charity Sustrans defended the move and insisted the measures improve road safety near the primary school. A spokesman for the local authority said: “Sustrans and Fife Council have been working together on an innovative project in Sinclairtown with residents and school pupils to improve road safety around the local primary school and encourage more children to walk to school.
“The new designs for the area will see the road layout altered and unique painted designs being placed on two junctions.
“The designs for the junction will be placed where many pupils already walking to and from school cross the road and are intended to create a unique feel to the area and encourage drivers to be more attentive when travelling in the area.”


fatboy69

9,424 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th September 2012
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What a stupid fking idea. Can anything else be said?

MarkRSi

5,782 posts

247 months

Wednesday 5th September 2012
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I don't see the problem.

Darwin?

All that jazz

7,632 posts

175 months

Wednesday 5th September 2012
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Sums up pretty much every council(lor) in the country : completely stupid and totally clueless.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

275 months

Wednesday 5th September 2012
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Looks a bit like London with its

  • Red lanes for buses which you must never use
  • Red lanes for buses which you can sometimes use
  • Blue lanes for bikes
  • Green bits at the traffic lights for bikes
  • Yellow parking lines where you shouldn't park
  • Red parking lines where you musn't park
  • Red parking lines where you can sometimes park
Classic products of any "committee".

Davie

6,214 posts

244 months

Wednesday 5th September 2012
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Fife Council eh? Don't get me started... though it's perhaps a way of culling some of the population in Kirkcaldy, after all I've heard that the local chip shops and branches of Bernardos are struggling to cope and thus, a solution was needed?

On a serious note and without getting all Mumsnet, I concur... a monumentally stupid idea. As a man who regulary takes a 5yr old and a 9yr old to school, crossing several roads in the process the last thing you need is a distraction like that. I've spent a year with the youngest trying to tell him to cross quickly whilst always looking left and right and being frustrated by his ever increasing desire to stop and pick up stones or see if he can stand on the white line on one foot, sodding big circles is just a disaster waiting to happen.

Would have been better spending the cash reinventing the creepy Cheggers guy or the even creepier Tufty the Squirrel and sending them round the schools to teach kids how to cross roads safely.

RichB

56,258 posts

313 months

Wednesday 5th September 2012
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Ozzie Osmond said:
* Green bits at the traffic lights for bikes
Which are totally redundant because they just cycle straight through the lights, red or green hehe