Men: We are weak, very weak.

[pedroman]

I couldn't believe it.
I parked my Griff outside my flat to dash in for a few secs to grab my wallet and finish my cup of tea.
Gazing gleefully at my beauty from the lounge window that I had just cleaned, when I spot see a blue mondeo reversing out of a nearby space. She can see it rite??? wrong... I promptly spat my tea out everywhere trying not to choke as I was swearing and banging on the window. I ran down shouting expletives and suddenly this absolute babe got out of her car. My mouth was till open but swear words were no longer coming out, just silence. If it was a bloke I probably would have lamped him.
She was genuinely sorry and said it had to be a TVR (her fav!) that she hit and it was so low she didn't see it.
The good news is that she admitted liability to her insurance company and the damage is fairly minor to the nose of the car.
I have devised a new formulae to explain this behaviour. Thus...
Fast cars + attractive(*) girls = crash
* attractive girls can be interchanged with silly boys.

[SEI Wide Boy]

Oh No,

Fit lass or not, she still deserved a spanking.

Make sure you keep her phone number, then you can take her out in her favourite car when she's back from the body shop.

P.S. Has she got any mates

Paul

[Podie]

SEI Wide Boy said:

Oh No, Fit lass or not, she still deserved a spanking. Make sure you keep her phone number, then you can take her out in her favourite car when she's back from the body shop. P.S. Has she got any mates Paul

A perfect post... empathy, smut, silver lining to the cloud, date, and a bit for yourself...

NB if she is fit, he mates will be fat: FACT

[Marcos Maniac]

Podie said:

SEI Wide Boy said: Oh No, Fit lass or not, she still deserved a spanking. Make sure you keep her phone number, then you can take her out in her favourite car when she's back from the body shop. P.S. Has she got any mates Paul A perfect post... empathy, smut, silver lining to the cloud, date, and a bit for yourself... NB if she is fit, he mates will be fat: FACT

[nubbin]

Podie said:

NB if she is fit, he mates will be fat: FACT

Yep, where there's a showboat, there's always a tug

[njw 77]

nubbin said:

Yep, where there's a showboat, there's always a tug

(in an attempt to drag this post down further....)

Pedroman has probably had a 'tug' or two since clapping eyes on this beauty

Nick

[pstruck]

njw 77 said:

nubbin said: Yep, where there's a showboat, there's always a tug (in an attempt to drag this post down further....) Pedroman has probably had a 'tug' or two since clapping eyes on this beauty Nick

[pedroman]

got that rite. She was wearing a t-shirt cropped at the mid riff with "hustler" on it. I hope it was refering to the magazine, (i have a pornographic memory) not her financial genius. Can laugh about it now she's admitted liability to her insurance co'.

[docevi1]

Podie said:

SEI Wide Boy said: Oh No, Fit lass or not, she still deserved a spanking. Make sure you keep her phone number, then you can take her out in her favourite car when she's back from the body shop. P.S. Has she got any mates Paul A perfect post... empathy, smut, silver lining to the cloud, date, and a bit for yourself...

Podie do you feel proud? I guess your apprentice is ready?



Anyway, this thread is useless without pictures, one assumes you made sure you took pictures of the damage to your car and of course the culprit should she do a runner!