Don't buy a Citigo... they are only spot welded together...

[buzzer]

Buy a VW UP instead as the shell is fully seam welded. MUCH safer car... That's what the salesman at the VW dealer told me today...

The absolute worst car salesman I have come across in years...

[dave stew]

Obviously he was selling the works prepared rally version!

I hate car showrooms - you have to be dressed for a job interview to be taken seriously. If I treated my customers in the judgemental fashion of most of these 'salesmen' I'd have no business.

[ruff'n'smov]

buzzer said:

Buy a VW UP instead as the shell is fully seam welded. MUCH safer car... That's what the salesman at the VW dealer told me today...

The absolute worst car salesman I have come across in years...

I'd say a pretty average sounding Salesman TBF.

[rehab71]

Here goes, a massive thread of slagging of my profession!

[Steve vRS]

A kind VW salesman once warned me of buying a Skoda. He told me that the engines Skoda use had been rejected by VW as they were not up to standard.

Thank fully after that I chose an Octavia over the Golf

Steve

[ruff'n'smov]

rehab71 said:

Here goes, a massive thread of slagging of my profession!

Profession ?

[The Nur]

rehab71 said:

Here goes, a massive thread of slagging of my profession!

If less car salesmen were pricks then car salesmen wouldn't get painted as pricks.

[Eddh]

Everyone knows all good cars are seam welded.

I mean who the HELL spot welds a car together!

[RWD cossie wil]

rehab71 said:

Here goes, a massive thread of slagging off people that are unable to do even the most simple of jobs in a half decent fashion

[C.A.R.]

Many supercars and sports cars are glued together.

Does that make the VW Up even safer than them?!

[marshall100]

ruff'n'smov said:

Profession ?

Beat me to it!

[ruff'n'smov]

marshall100 said:

ruff'n'smov said:

Profession ?

Beat me to it!

[DanDC5]

C.A.R. said:

Many supercars and sports cars are glued together.

Does that make the VW Up even safer than them?!

Yes. Look at Enzo's when they crash, the whole arse end falls off them! How safe is that!?



Imagine if that happened with the UP or Citigo, your children would undoubtedly be killed to death in a huge explosion of destruction and blood. And you'd hold up traffic ffs!

[Superhoop]

Car salesmen - Men who who believe that even in this day and age, they can make their money doing what they love best.....


Talking bks

[rllmuk]

Steve vRS said:

A kind VW salesman once warned me of buying a Skoda. He told me that the engines Skoda use had been rejected by VW as they were not up to standard.

Brilliant. What would Seat get then? Bag of bolts and a elastic band?

[new_bloke]

The Nur said:

If less car salesmen were pricks then car salesmen wouldn't get painted as pricks.

Fewer.

[The Nur]

new_bloke said:

The Nur said:

If less car salesmen were pricks then car salesmen wouldn't get painted as pricks.

Fewer.

Proper speelung and grandma eludes me at times. (Most of the time)

Anyway, who breaks the lurk of a lifetime to correct grammar?

[buzzer]

marshall100 said:

ruff'n'smov said:

Profession ?

Beat me to it!

Beat me too! from Wikipedia... Does a car salesman fit this?

"A profession is a vocation founded upon specialized high educational training, the purpose of which is to supply objective counsel and service to others, for a direct and definite compensation, wholly apart from expectation of other business gain"

[carreauchompeur]

No, then

[J4CKO]

Up there with the 107/C1/Aygo lies, like the Toyota salesman that pointed out the Toyota logo on the exhaust manifold heat shield and said only the Aygo has that, it doesnt they are all mechanically identical, knob lost a sale with that bullst. Other people have been told that the Aygo is made of thicker steel ffs.