Apologies if you got stuck in the jam on the M25 yesterday
Apologies if you got stuck in the jam on the M25 yesterday
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krunchkin

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2,209 posts

168 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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It was my fault! I was lucky enough to spend a day with the Air Ambulance yesterday and we ended up landing on the M25 near Chelmsford! Quite an experience - and incredible to see what those guys do. (although the chopper pilot was actually a lady). They cut some old boy out of his upside down car and performed surgery on him right there in the road to relieve pressure on his chest. It certainly caused a massive tailback but that's down to the fact that they are now able to do this sort of thing on the scene rather than just picking people up and racing them to hospital. So if you were stuck - it was genuinely because of a life or death moment...

sulli

584 posts

246 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Certainly puts things into perspective; will make me think next time I'm in jam.
Sounds like a good experience for you too!

g3org3y

22,344 posts

218 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Apology accepted! smile What happened?

My normal 50 min journey took 3 hours in the end!

wildcat45

8,159 posts

216 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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I flew with a Helimed crew in the North East. Agree, great bunch of people. The same guys I was with managed to land a Dauphin on a high street a few months later.

Were you directing a new series of Helicopter Heroes?

Edited by wildcat45 on Friday 14th September 08:16

s3fella

10,524 posts

214 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Why do they have to do the surgery in the middle of the carriageway? Why not do it on the hard shoulder and keep the road open? People would drive by pretty slowly so as to ghoulishly stare, so the risk of fod damage to the patient would be reduced. They could have signs up saying, 'pass slow and wide, deadly operation in progress' and 'honk if you like guts' .

Some people are just selfish, I suppose?

Edited by s3fella on Friday 14th September 07:59

krunchkin

Original Poster:

2,209 posts

168 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Obvious troll but I'll point out that landing a bloody great helicopter on a motorway requires all lanes closed. We had to circle for 20 mins while the cops got it together to shut down the opposite carriageway.

Edited by krunchkin on Friday 14th September 08:10

krunchkin

Original Poster:

2,209 posts

168 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Obvious troll but I'll point out that landing a bloody great helicopter on a motorway requires all lanes closed. We had to circle for 20 mins while the cops got it together to shut down the opposite carriageway.

Edited by krunchkin on Friday 14th September 08:13

Baked_bean

1,945 posts

219 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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I always try to stay composed in traffoc jans as invariably there is someone in a worse situation at the other end..... people get sensitive about it because they might be late to the next corporate teabagging session. Winds me up when people get so self important in such situations.

Chicane-UK

3,861 posts

212 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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s3fella said:
Why do they have to do the surgery in the middle of the carriageway? Why not do it on the hard shoulder and keep the road open? People would drive by pretty slowly so as to ghoulishly stare, so the risk of fod damage to the patient would be reduced. They could have signs up saying, 'pass slow and wide, deadly operation in progress' and 'honk if you like guts' .

Some people are just selfish, I suppose?

Edited by s3fella on Friday 14th September 07:59
laugh

AndyandChrisGTR

188 posts

195 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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I was there, glad the chap was ok. His car looked pretty sqaushed!!

Only problem I had was that I had to pee in a bottle!! First time I've ever had to do that and it's not easy!! Especially with just a 0.5ltr ribeana bottle that had no way near enough capacity!!! biggrin

julian64

14,325 posts

281 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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The only surgery they did on the motorway was that required to safely transport the patient to a hospital.

Nobody does surgery on the motorway by choice.

If someone died, as they often do in this circumstances, there is usually a case conference about it. The people at the scene would come in for a lot of criticism if they were found to be doing any surgery that could more safely be done at a hospital. Subsequently the circling no win no fee lawyers would have a field day.

I assume this chap wasn't going to make it without a chest drain, which someytimes needs to be done right there and then because even a helicopter isn't fast enough to transport a patient with no breathing ability smile.

krunchkin

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2,209 posts

168 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Yes that was what they did. Thoracotamy I think it was called

TameRacingDriver

20,458 posts

299 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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AndyandChrisGTR said:
I was there, glad the chap was ok. His car looked pretty sqaushed!!

Only problem I had was that I had to pee in a bottle!! First time I've ever had to do that and it's not easy!! Especially with just a 0.5ltr ribeana bottle that had no way near enough capacity!!! biggrin
Why didn't you just go to the roadside? Its one of the advantages of being a man, being able to stand up and go wherever you want! biggrin

gtdc

4,259 posts

310 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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krunchkin said:
Obvious troll but I'll point out that landing a bloody great helicopter on a motorway requires all lanes closed. We had to circle for 20 mins while the cops got it together to shut down the opposite carriageway.

Edited by krunchkin on Friday 14th September 08:10
Why do they have to shut down the other carriageway too? (genuine question)

Riknos

4,701 posts

231 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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TameRacingDriver said:
AndyandChrisGTR said:
I was there, glad the chap was ok. His car looked pretty sqaushed!!

Only problem I had was that I had to pee in a bottle!! First time I've ever had to do that and it's not easy!! Especially with just a 0.5ltr ribeana bottle that had no way near enough capacity!!! biggrin
Why didn't you just go to the roadside? Its one of the advantages of being a man, being able to stand up and go wherever you want! biggrin
Indeed. Man = the world is your toilet.

OP - sounds like an interesting experience.

DuckDuck

461 posts

175 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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krunchkin said:
Obvious troll but I'll point out that landing a bloody great helicopter on a motorway requires all lanes closed. We had to circle for 20 mins while the cops got it together to shut down the opposite carriageway.

Edited by krunchkin on Friday 14th September 08:10
Why do people always say "troll" when they read something they perceive to be perhaps rude. Some people just don't get satire.

Steve vRS

5,375 posts

268 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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gtdc said:
Why do they have to shut down the other carriageway too? (genuine question)
I would guess that the amount of downdraught from the rotors would mean that even if the chopper landed on the same carriage way as the accident, the amount of debris and stuff that would be thrown up would be a danger to passing cars. Or it could just be to give the crew more room to land closer to the incident.

Steve

Bisonhead

1,598 posts

216 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Steve vRS said:
gtdc said:
Why do they have to shut down the other carriageway too? (genuine question)
I would guess that the amount of downdraught from the rotors would mean that even if the chopper landed on the same carriage way as the accident, the amount of debris and stuff that would be thrown up would be a danger to passing cars. Or it could just be to give the crew more room to land closer to the incident.

Steve
Also the turbulence created created by cars and lorries driving past would create havoc with ground effect and hamper the choppers ability to land safely.
When in the RAF there were traffic lights at the start/end of the runway to stop traffic passing under the glidepath of landing jets. Apparently the jockeys dont like watching vans and buses wafting across when they are trying to land!

gtdc

4,259 posts

310 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Thank you. I have always wondered that.

dangerousB

1,701 posts

217 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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gtdc said:
Why do they have to shut down the other carriageway too? (genuine question)
It's to prevent any possible further incidents due to people rubbernecking from the other carriageway - landing on (or near) any motorway is only done if there's no other viable option and if they do land, both carriageways will always be shut and for the least amount of time possible . . . it's not a decision taken lightly.