Pants surgically removed!
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Travelling back to New Zealand after a nice holiday home to good old Blighty I noticed some discomfort in the jacksey department. At first I thought this was down to the torture instruments most airlines call 'seats' but on closer examination I discovered a small piece of elastic protruding from said area.
Now that I think about it I was pretty sure I was wearing a nice pair of boxers before I went for a spin in Stig's Ultima on Wednesday night and they had mysteriously disappeared by bed-time.
I was clenching my buttocks rather hard!
What can I say? An incredible piece of kit.
Obviously the accelleration was ballistic (and even shut my big gob whilst I soaked it up before I began p*ssing myself laughing) the handling was exactly like a go-kart and the brakes were truly breath-taking. It was also a harsh, noisey and cramped cockpit and yet light and airy and civilised all at the same time. I'll never forget pulling up behind a Ford Mondeo though and staring and the bottom of it's bumper at our eye-level! Awesome.
I must say a big thank you to Stig for fullfilling an ambition and really giving me an idea of whether or not I could live with one of these beasts on a day to day basis and to Goodlife for setting it up.
I will be putting more effort into selling the Chimaera from now on!
Now that I think about it I was pretty sure I was wearing a nice pair of boxers before I went for a spin in Stig's Ultima on Wednesday night and they had mysteriously disappeared by bed-time.
I was clenching my buttocks rather hard!
What can I say? An incredible piece of kit.
Obviously the accelleration was ballistic (and even shut my big gob whilst I soaked it up before I began p*ssing myself laughing) the handling was exactly like a go-kart and the brakes were truly breath-taking. It was also a harsh, noisey and cramped cockpit and yet light and airy and civilised all at the same time. I'll never forget pulling up behind a Ford Mondeo though and staring and the bottom of it's bumper at our eye-level! Awesome.
I must say a big thank you to Stig for fullfilling an ambition and really giving me an idea of whether or not I could live with one of these beasts on a day to day basis and to Goodlife for setting it up.
I will be putting more effort into selling the Chimaera from now on!
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