Best "Description" of TVR

[swindorski46]

Everyone knows the CErbera "Fast enough to create its own weather" comment, but I've just heard (On Pulling Power) the T350 described as "Handbuilt violence"!! which I thought was outstanding.

Are there any better than that?

[chim_girl]

I liked both 'The Widowmaker' and 'The Blackpool Rocket'.

[TUS 373]

Borrowed from another thread:

"I wish TVR was still for sale. It's my nephew's birthday next week, and I promised him a Mickey Mouse outfit."

All meant in the best possible taste and humour, from a TVR owner..

[ntel]

TUS 373 said:

Borrowed from another thread: "I wish TVR was still for sale. It's my nephew's birthday next week, and I promised him a Mickey Mouse outfit." All meant in the best possible taste and humour, from a TVR owner..

EASY TIGER

[anonymous-user]

I think it was Clarkson that said,

"TVR, the only cars that fix themselves"

[jwt63]

Clarkeson described the Tamora as a Pocket Rocket

[julianhj]

TUS 373 said:

Borrowed from another thread: "I wish TVR was still for sale. It's my nephew's birthday next week, and I promised him a Mickey Mouse outfit." All meant in the best possible taste and humour, from a TVR owner..

Who said that? brilliant!

[jamesuk28]

"Bag of shite" Pauline Calf.

[ByronTVR]

"Hell on Wheels"

[goo-goo-gjoob]

heaven and hell on 4 wheels

[AllTorque]

I always remember the phrase "seat-wetting performance" from some programme on Men&Motors a few years back. Whether it was a motoring programme or not I can't really recall....

[DustyC]

As usual the bloke that speaks all proper like says it best.

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/post.asp?r=220219&t=21302&h=0&f=9&m=quoteReply&cb=103232

Derestrictor said:

... The Griff is not a car; it is a motorized orgasm. The Tuscan is, which ever way you look at it, quite the finest stash of French porn ever to see the light of day. And a Cerbera is like Messrs Raymond and Stringfellow deciding that high class lap dancing should be the centrepiece of a revised - and compulsory - NHS health check for gentlemen over 30. Delicious.

[ace-t]

Apparently the ubiquitous Mr Clarkson said of the T440:

"I'm too gay for this car!"



Ace-T

[TUS 373]

los Angeles said:

julianhj said: "I wish TVR was still for sale. It's my nephew's birthday next week, and I promised him a Mickey Mouse outfit." That "Mickey Mouse outfit" is called Disney. You should see their new concert hall in Los Angeles - 21st century great architecture, space age design, and magnificent acoustics.

I hope that Disney are more successful than TVR in inventing handbrakes that work properly.

[TUS 373]

LOL!
He's not 24 years old and called Nico Smolenez is he?!

[CiderwithCerbie]

Didn't Disney do Fantasia? You know, the long cartoon where The Devil appears on a mountain, Mickey Mouse makes old brooms hyper-mobile and the Dinosaurs meet their evolutional doom

Reminds me of something, or is it just deja vu?

[RUSSELLM]

"Ba*tard car" Me when I have to mysteriously hold my finger on the start button for three minutes to get it to start

[AndrewM]

I once read an article by Clarkson comparing the Cerbera to some Ferrari or other and he described the Ferrari as sounding like 3 tenors all perfectly in tune whilst the Cerb sounded like 2 lesbians fighting in a bucket!

[snorky]

at LeMans this year Radio Lemans kept calling them the "Blackpool Buldozers!"

[deeen]

Mine has been called the "Farting Flymo"...