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surveyor

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18,672 posts

211 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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Two jobs to do tonight

1, Swap ignition barrel over. Should be simple, need a long thin object to release. Can't find one long enough. Leave until tomorrow as 2. more important

2. A valve to replace which lives on the end of the fuel pump. Can see it, but not enough room to get a spanner on. Had been warned that this means taking off the starter motor.

SM held on by two bolts. bd to tack down. One of these is siezed tight. Done everything I can in the limited engine bay. Stupidly fking tight. No fking budge or give whatsoever. Job abandoned.

Family went out for tea without me as I wanted to get these jobs done. So now I'm fking hungry as well.

Pissed off

A Surevyor.

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,918 posts

243 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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Welcome to 'amateur driveway spannering' my friend!

I, like you, have a comprehensive set of tools, some general vehicle knowledge, and a keen desire to fiddle with cars and bikes.

It's served me well over the years, but I also recognise some jobs and situations when the task in hand is something a little more than I can cope with?

Hence - for those things that are difficult / can't be done on a drive - recognise that, and have a local mechanic specialst on hand to take those jobs from you towards a satisfactory conclusion?!


alfa pint

3,856 posts

238 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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Seized things. Ahh, the bliss.

1) soak in oil / penetrating fluid overnight if poss.
2) apply heat if poss - cheap blowtorch, but don't wreck the wiring or the internals.
3) you need a bigger lever. Torque wrench? Extensions? Garden tools cable tied on has worked for me in the past!

surveyor

Original Poster:

18,672 posts

211 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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I'm slightly buggered as there are coolant hoses all over the places, and not a lot of room to get any 'extensions on'.

I'mm at a meet tomorrow, and hopefully someone will have some better ideas!

Camaro

1,432 posts

202 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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I had the great task of doing my rear discs and pad, hardly taxing some would say. However, in situ, the calliper bolts were pretty well hidden with suspension parts. However, I did one side with ease, and within an hour i was onto the passenger side. The pads I noticed were harder to remove with more corrosion on the pins allowing access to the pads, I then moved on to the bolts holding the calliper to the hub. The first bolt I put some penetrating oil and it eased it out, did the same with the second and it was stuck fast. I got my 'bar of persuasion' (a hollow 3/4" ally bar about 2 foot long) this on the end of my socket shifts everything. In this case, it slipped and ground off the teeth on the torx head bolt holding the calliper. It was a bad situation, in the end I reached for the cold chisel and hammer, and after about 10 mins, I had it shifted. When in doubt, give it a clout!

JimbobVFR

2,822 posts

171 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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Remember a few years ago me and my Dad did the clutch on an Austin Maxi, neither of are mechanics or even that mechanical but hey fairly easy job as its on the end of the transverse engine and fairly easy to get to. Had one bolt on the clutch cover that wouldn't come off and quite tricky to get to. Long story short long bar on the end of ratchet handle and it goes, or so we thought, it was actually the socket that split. Grr bugger bks.

Bought a new socket the next day and left soaking up penetrating oil overnight it did come off the next night but man it was annoying at the time

DWS

657 posts

245 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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Haynes Manual: Simple job one * rating. And gently dririft the pin out
Reality: Hit with VERY large hammer, Oh! that didn't work. OK, Heat with blow torch". Oh, that didn't work, you are F**Ked, get a professional in

Raize

1,476 posts

206 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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Seized things IME:

Apply heat.
Apply penetrating oil.
Try tightening it slightly before attempting to undo it as this can break corrosion.
Hit it with a hammer to break corrosion.
Put a pipe over the handle of your wrench for more leverage.

eldar

25,134 posts

223 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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Raize said:
Seized things IME:

Apply heat.
Apply penetrating oil.
Try tightening it slightly before attempting to undo it as this can break corrosion.
Hit it with a hammer to break corrosion.
Put a pipe over the handle of your wrench for more leverage.
Great until seized thing breaks. Got the scars for thatfrown

chevy-stu

5,392 posts

255 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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Ah my favourite. Seized steel bolts in Ali heads/manifolds etc... = stripped threads = Grrrrr moments.

Eighteeteewhy

7,259 posts

195 months

Friday 21st September 2012
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I've posted it before, and I'll post it again. Hasn't failed me yet.