Ever felt like stabbing someone in the face?

[The Moose]

Well, right now I do.

Pulled into sainsburys car park. Grab my phone and start writing a quick email. Half way through I hear this bang. My exact words were "what the fk was that?". So, I jump out to find that some woman, well, I say woman - hobbit is probably more accurate...although perhaps a tad unfair on hobbits, in hind sight as let her trolley full of her weekly shop roll down the hill into the rear quarter of my car.

Unfortunately, it's dark and the lighting there is so crap, I have no idea if it's marked the car.

Now, did she give me her name and number? Did she fk. Told me to contact the DVLA with her reg and do that.

Was she embarrassed? Was she fk?

The first thing the miserable little waste of oxygen did was to come and see if someone was in the car. fking stupid bint.

Then, she takes her minging hand with rings on every finger rubbing my car looking for marks. HW the fk is that going to help matters love? You're just going to scratch my car.

What posses people to be so fking stupid that they just allow the trolley to do that? Seriously?

Went to find Keith - the security fella who's a lovely bloke, but there's no CCTV coverage showing the area which is a shame.

Grabbed a shot of her number plate on my phone, but the battery died before I got a chance to take a pic of her ugly mug. On second thoughts, probably for the best - I wouldn't want the camera to break. Reg: RV03 VVF. Nissan micra in grey. If you see this car, park a country mile away - hell, go and park in a different fking county.

. Those sorts of people shouldn't be allowed to breed. fk it - lets just cull the plebs instead. Anyone else want to join in? My 12 bore is at the ready.

[Changedmyname]

Moose I see/have had your pain.
So annoying.

[cossy400]

8/10, i fking hate car parks

[P101]

I had something similar happen a few months ago, I saw out of my lounge window a car reverse into my clio, the car then just began to drive off. I raced down the wet road in my socks and stopped the car. The bint driving just got abusive with me denying everything, then her spotty smelly looking 18 year old son chipped in. I began to lose it a bit and told the son to ps off. I got her details and left it at that.
About a week later I got a knock on the door from a policeman, apparently the woman had feared for her safety, and put in a complaint about me, I had to write this bh a letter of apology!! or get arrested! So I wrote the bloody letter. Could only happen in the UK.

[NiceCupOfTea]

P101 said:

I had something similar happen a few months ago, I saw out of my lounge window a car reverse into my clio, the car then just began to drive off. I raced down the wet road in my socks and stopped the car. The bint driving just got abusive with me denying everything, then her spotty smelly looking 18 year old son chipped in. I began to lose it a bit and told the son to ps off. I got her details and left it at that.
About a week later I got a knock on the door from a policeman, apparently the woman had feared for her safety, and put in a complaint about me, I had to write this bh a letter of apology!! or get arrested! So I wrote the bloody letter. Could only happen in the UK.

urine... superheated...

[NightRunner]

NiceCupOfTea said:

P101 said:

I had something similar happen a few months ago, I saw out of my lounge window a car reverse into my clio, the car then just began to drive off. I raced down the wet road in my socks and stopped the car. The bint driving just got abusive with me denying everything, then her spotty smelly looking 18 year old son chipped in. I began to lose it a bit and told the son to ps off. I got her details and left it at that.
About a week later I got a knock on the door from a policeman, apparently the woman had feared for her safety, and put in a complaint about me, I had to write this bh a letter of apology!! or get arrested! So I wrote the bloody letter. Could only happen in the UK.

urine... superheated...

What can I say, the law works...

[hesnotthemessiah]

NightRunner said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

P101 said:

I had something similar happen a few months ago, I saw out of my lounge window a car reverse into my clio, the car then just began to drive off. I raced down the wet road in my socks and stopped the car. The bint driving just got abusive with me denying everything, then her spotty smelly looking 18 year old son chipped in. I began to lose it a bit and told the son to ps off. I got her details and left it at that.
About a week later I got a knock on the door from a policeman, apparently the woman had feared for her safety, and put in a complaint about me, I had to write this bh a letter of apology!! or get arrested! So I wrote the bloody letter. Could only happen in the UK.

urine... superheated...

What can I say, the law works...

You have to get in first apparently. Otherwise they (BIB) think you are just retaliating.

I feel your pain. Happened to me at Watford Gap services, a couple of scrubbers in a beat up E36. I parked well away from everyone just be be on the safe side, does not matter one jot.....they will find you.....oh yes....they will find you....

Edited by hesnotthemessiah on Monday 24th September 21:56

[The Moose]

NightRunner said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

P101 said:

I had something similar happen a few months ago, I saw out of my lounge window a car reverse into my clio, the car then just began to drive off. I raced down the wet road in my socks and stopped the car. The bint driving just got abusive with me denying everything, then her spotty smelly looking 18 year old son chipped in. I began to lose it a bit and told the son to ps off. I got her details and left it at that.
About a week later I got a knock on the door from a policeman, apparently the woman had feared for her safety, and put in a complaint about me, I had to write this bh a letter of apology!! or get arrested! So I wrote the bloody letter. Could only happen in the UK.

urine... superheated...

What can I say, the law works...

!!

[The Moose]

hesnotthemessiah said:

NightRunner said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

P101 said:

I had something similar happen a few months ago, I saw out of my lounge window a car reverse into my clio, the car then just began to drive off. I raced down the wet road in my socks and stopped the car. The bint driving just got abusive with me denying everything, then her spotty smelly looking 18 year old son chipped in. I began to lose it a bit and told the son to ps off. I got her details and left it at that.
About a week later I got a knock on the door from a policeman, apparently the woman had feared for her safety, and put in a complaint about me, I had to write this bh a letter of apology!! or get arrested! So I wrote the bloody letter. Could only happen in the UK.

urine... superheated...

What can I say, the law works...

You have to get in first apparently. Otherwise they (BIB) think you are just retaliating.

What, with VBRJ?!

[CDP]

P101 said:

I had something similar happen a few months ago, I saw out of my lounge window a car reverse into my clio, the car then just began to drive off. I raced down the wet road in my socks and stopped the car. The bint driving just got abusive with me denying everything, then her spotty smelly looking 18 year old son chipped in. I began to lose it a bit and told the son to ps off. I got her details and left it at that.
About a week later I got a knock on the door from a policeman, apparently the woman had feared for her safety, and put in a complaint about me, I had to write this bh a letter of apology!! or get arrested! So I wrote the bloody letter. Could only happen in the UK.

I hope you ended the letter with, now will you pay for the damage to my car or will I have to take it up with the Police?

[iPlod999]

This is how I always park at my local supermarket.



Everyone else out there is an idiot!

[Caulkhead]

Always park at the top off the hill in any car park - too many idiots with wheeled items to trust them with gravity.

[hesnotthemessiah]

iPlod999 said:

This is how I always park at my local supermarket.



Everyone else out there is an idiot!

And I bet when you come back there is either someone parked right at the side of you so you can barely get the door open or, some complete twunt is parked right behind you so that you have to move forward to get the boot open? And the rest of the car park will still be empty!

[Pig Skill]

iPlod999 said:

This is how I always park at my local supermarket.



Everyone else out there is an idiot!

What, when it's closed?

[g3org3y]

The Moose has not said:

Cheers

The Moose

You must be angry!

[TheDoggingFather]

I always get told off for parking as far away from the proletariat as possible, but fk it, they don't give a st about my property so I have to do my best to keep it away from the s. Usually some fker still parks next to me

[Steve_W]

P101 said:

I had something similar happen a few months ago, I saw out of my lounge window a car reverse into my clio, the car then just began to drive off. I raced down the wet road in my socks and stopped the car. The bint driving just got abusive with me denying everything, then her spotty smelly looking 18 year old son chipped in. I began to lose it a bit and told the son to ps off. I got her details and left it at that.
About a week later I got a knock on the door from a policeman, apparently the woman had feared for her safety, and put in a complaint about me, I had to write this bh a letter of apology!! or get arrested! So I wrote the bloody letter. Could only happen in the UK.

Ah - so you having to write a letter means you have her address and are waiting for 8 - 12 months until she forgets about it and can go round one night and do the Monster Mash on her car roof? Good plan - nice and subtle!

[iPlod999]

hesnotthemessiah said:

And I bet when you come back there is either someone parked right at the side of you so you can barely get the door open or, some complete twunt is parked right behind you so that you have to move forward to get the boot open? And the rest of the car park will still be empty!

Your are right. It's like a magnet.

I always park with my drivers door next to the bush just so I don't get blocked in.

This was taken late on a Sunday afternoon and most of the car park was empty. Even at a busy time there are not many cars in this part. There are mainly 'decent clean' cars parked here all spread out.

For the sake of a 1 minute extra walk I like to keep away from idiots with their doors or trollies.

[Pablo Escobar]

Not car related but at work on Saturday night we were getting absolutely hammered, the place was completely booked full all evening.
Some Chinese dwarf woman and her horrible family came in and demanded a table, then implied it was my fault that the restaurant was fully booked but decided they would wait anyway.
They waited maximum 20 minutes with a free round of drinks, all the time sighing and tutting while I bust my balls to get them a table and served the rest of the customers who had taken the time to book.
When I go to show them to their table all I got was an "Uhh. Finarry, is abow time you know." Then the finger clicking at the waitresses began...

It was about ready to get the biggest sharpest knife from the kitchen and play Taliban hostages with her entire family. fking bh.

[Animal]

I've never understood this.

Since the age of about six I've managed ingress and egress from motor vehicles without banging doors etc. Strangely, I've never found a shopping trolley - fully laden or otherwise - taxing to control.

People are just s.