what i've just found out
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chilistrucker

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4,543 posts

179 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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whilst getting dinner ready tonight,
chicken drumsticks and pork strips in my own marinade, i thought i'd try a couple of the chilli peppers that i bought last week. no one else in the house will try "spicy" but thought i would, so got the mixed chilli peppers out that i bought to add in mwith my rice when its all cooked.
green=bitter

orange=fooking hot yikes

Shaw Tarse

31,877 posts

231 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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Now go for a wee!

Pixelpeep

8,862 posts

170 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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what i found out yesterday...

can of heinz cream of tomato soup..

add
1 x beef oxo
half a table spoon of pataks mild curry paste. Stir well

and then you have...

Mulligatawny soup.

chilistrucker

Original Poster:

4,543 posts

179 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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Shaw Tarse said:
Now go for a wee!
oh god, why?
i'm a bit scared now eek

stainless_steve

6,050 posts

286 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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chilistrucker said:
Shaw Tarse said:
Now go for a wee!
oh god, why?
i'm a bit scared now eek
You need to do something first,then you should live biggrin

chilistrucker

Original Poster:

4,543 posts

179 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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stainless_steve said:
chilistrucker said:
Shaw Tarse said:
Now go for a wee!
oh god, why?
i'm a bit scared now eek
You need to do something first,then you should live biggrin
eat another orange 1, to cancel out the first maybe idea

stainless_steve

6,050 posts

286 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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Almost,cut the orange one up in small pieces and juggle with it for 5mins then eat it,should sort you out no prob

Jaykaybi

3,494 posts

249 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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Coke + Disaronno = alcoholic Dr Pepper.


chilistrucker

Original Poster:

4,543 posts

179 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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cool.
do i rub my eyes after the juggling, before wahing my hands smile

stainless_steve

6,050 posts

286 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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Don't do that or go for a pee hehe

ali4390

2,385 posts

193 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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Jaykaybi said:
Coke + Disaronno = alcoholic Dr Pepper.
It was one of the greatest days of my life when I found this out!

AJS-

15,366 posts

264 months

Friday 28th September 2012
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If it's not too late...

Rub another orange one around the helmet, this helps open the capillaries on the outside, as the outcoming chilli opens the capillaries on the inside, and reduces the shock (which causes the burning sensation) in the venerus glands (inside the gentleman) of discharging the chilli axamine through the urinal tract.

Don't attempt to do the same if you're a woman.

sodslaw

189 posts

167 months

Friday 28th September 2012
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you can pretty much mask the taste of tinned tuna by eating it with peanut butter..

XJSJohn

16,149 posts

247 months

Friday 28th September 2012
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ali4390 said:
Jaykaybi said:
Coke + Disaronno = alcoholic Dr Pepper.
It was one of the greatest days of my life when I found this out!
Depth charge amaretto into pint of real ale also = boozy Dr Pepper

XJSJohn

16,149 posts

247 months

Friday 28th September 2012
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Shaw Tarse said:
Now go for a wee!
Chili willy!! That's a nasty experience,

bint

4,664 posts

252 months

Friday 28th September 2012
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Jaykaybi said:
Coke + Disaronno = alcoholic Dr Pepper.
Blue WKD + Port = alcoholic Vimto, or as we like to call it, cheeky Vimto. Sounds like a disgusting mix but does work!

You want a small bottle (275/330ml - whatever they serve in a pub) to 50ml of port :P

Davey S2

13,394 posts

282 months

Friday 28th September 2012
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Guinness with a shot of Tia Maria in it = alcoholic chocolate milkshake.

Melman Giraffe

6,794 posts

246 months

Friday 28th September 2012
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Davey S2 said:
Guinness with a shot of Tia Maria in it = alcoholic chocolate milkshake.
And very yummy

Dunclane

1,461 posts

197 months

Friday 28th September 2012
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Davey S2 said:
Guinness with a shot of Tia Maria in it = alcoholic chocolate milkshake.
Try half a Guinness, half a cider, Tia Maria & black! Lovely!!

The_Doc

6,226 posts

248 months

Friday 28th September 2012
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chilistrucker said:
whilst getting dinner ready tonight,
chicken drumsticks and pork strips in my own marinade, i thought i'd try a couple of the chilli peppers that i bought last week. no one else in the house will try "spicy" but thought i would, so got the mixed chilli peppers out that i bought to add in mwith my rice when its all cooked.
green=bitter

orange=fooking hot yikes
I got to the end of a very nice curry in a restaurant in Lombok (shameless location name drop) and the last thing on my plate was a pair of trimmed carrots, next to a little salad.

Downed my beer and thought, well i'll have the carrots, but these Lombokians are a bit weird putting little orange carrots with curry.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

No beer, no water. Wife nearly pee'd herself laughing at me.

Chewed them both and swallowed before the heat came on.



Edited by The_Doc on Friday 28th September 20:03