Thank you......
Discussion
..... to Mr White Van Man who gave me the biggest larf since watching Ricky Gervais on Room 101. He was parked in a layby on the A12 outside Colchester - him and his mate were downloading their 'super soakers' 
into the verge. As I approached - I had to give the horn a blast so they would turn round and expose themselves (works every time) only to see one of the blokes pee all over his mates leg! 
into the verge. As I approached - I had to give the horn a blast so they would turn round and expose themselves (works every time) only to see one of the blokes pee all over his mates leg! 
bad, bad boy! 
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Well, that's a fine bunch of double standards, missus!
It's okay for you to joke about your dad's small organ, but not about your big muff?
[Muso question - who made an album called Super Fuzz Big Muff?]
I was thinking more in the way of the hilly area about 2 klicks north (or south if you are into the Karma Sutra) from the forest, watch out for the "pit" on the way! (I am leaving now)
Gold man
Currently I have the choice of 3 cars – an ‘E’ reg 1.2 Nova, a ‘L’ reg 214si Rover and a ‘P’ reg Griffith. The Griffith belongs to my other half and unfortunately due to excessive gym visits in my youth, and out leg pressing most of the blokes up the gym (some were pretty feeble), my left knee cap refuses to stay in it’s socket when operating a heavy clutch. So the Griffith has excluded me – however my new knee brace arrives next week – providing ‘total support’ so I am looking forward to my initiation. But don’t worry you boys – I will treat it with respect!
But if I had a real choice…….. well I will have to wait another two years when I will be gifted with some mega dosh. Will it be a secondhand Tuscan or will I get sensible and have an Alfa Romeo GTV and extend the house as well. Who knows? I am a girlie and will have changed my mind several times over by then.
Ohhh and BTW - I LOVE MY NOVA
Currently I have the choice of 3 cars – an ‘E’ reg 1.2 Nova, a ‘L’ reg 214si Rover and a ‘P’ reg Griffith. The Griffith belongs to my other half and unfortunately due to excessive gym visits in my youth, and out leg pressing most of the blokes up the gym (some were pretty feeble), my left knee cap refuses to stay in it’s socket when operating a heavy clutch. So the Griffith has excluded me – however my new knee brace arrives next week – providing ‘total support’ so I am looking forward to my initiation. But don’t worry you boys – I will treat it with respect!
But if I had a real choice…….. well I will have to wait another two years when I will be gifted with some mega dosh. Will it be a secondhand Tuscan or will I get sensible and have an Alfa Romeo GTV and extend the house as well. Who knows? I am a girlie and will have changed my mind several times over by then.
Ohhh and BTW - I LOVE MY NOVA
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