Spotted - Golf clubs for sales on Ebay
Spotted - Golf clubs for sales on Ebay
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rev-erend

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21,619 posts

313 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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Some nice words from the seller :

This pathetic bundle of scrap iron comes in a Daiwa bag, which has benefited from the occasional spasm of uncontrollable rage.



Fortunately, the scales have fallen from my eyes. I am NOT beleaguered by bad timing, poor eyesight, lack of co-ordination, woeful judgement, or any-match temperament. Golf is just A STUPID BLOODY GAME PLAYED BY BLOODY STUPID PEOPLE WITH BLOODY USELESS TOOLS!



My lack of success is obviously due to the bent and mangled junk we are forced to pay good money for…or rather “you”, not “we” since I realised that golf is ruled by a vindictive and mischievous God who has nothing better to do than frustrate us to death, and I have turned my back on this so called “sport”. If I wanted to spend time in a sand pit, I’d have stayed a six-year-old, wouldn’t I?



If there is any fool out there stupid enough to part with good money for this sack of Steptoe’s darts, in order to lug ‘em miles round a park in our beautiful British Climate, in company with a bunch of other chattering cretins, then throw your hard earned spondulix at ME, pal, that’s all I can say, and when I read your name in the obituary, death by rage/heart attack/ struck by lightning/hypothermia/seagull attack, I WILL send flowers.



http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1519&item=3695058023&rd=1

:ducksandrunsforcoverpreparingtogetflamedforpostingonthechimaeraforum:

I tried it and gave it up ... always prefered cars as a hobby anyway

>>> Edited by rev-erend on Wednesday 25th August 15:53

only me

353 posts

298 months

Thursday 26th August 2004
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I see the seac's spoiler is also up for sale!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3203&item=4320893688&rd=1

>> Edited by only me on Thursday 26th August 13:58

chim_girl

6,268 posts

288 months

Thursday 26th August 2004
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only me said:
I see the wedge's spoiler is also up for sale!


:snigger:

Gavstar

1,305 posts

269 months

Thursday 26th August 2004
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chim_girl, shouldn't be renamed now you have a lovely shiny new car??

chim_girl

6,268 posts

288 months

Thursday 26th August 2004
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Gavstar said:
chim_girl, shouldn't be renamed now you have a lovely shiny new car??


Should've changed it about a year ago when I sold the Chim, I'm now selling the Tuscan. I think I'll have to change to something like "Stupid" or "Unable to plan" to cover for future changes of vehicle.

Gavstar

1,305 posts

269 months

Thursday 26th August 2004
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chim_girl said:

I'm now selling the Tuscan. I think I'll have to change to something like "Stupid" or "Unable to plan" to cover for future changes of vehicle.

Why? What you getting instead?

rev-erend

Original Poster:

21,619 posts

313 months

Friday 27th August 2004
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only me said:
I see the seac's spoiler is also up for sale!

<a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3203&item=4320893688&rd=1">http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3203&item=4320893688&rd=1</a>

>> Edited by only me on Thursday 26th August 13:58


always thould of my spoiler as a picnic table