FAO TOWMAN
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8Pack

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263 months

Thursday 26th August 2004
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Hi! Towman!! Hope you're OK. Been to Europe recently, through france, Belgium,Germany,Czech Rep, Austria,Germany, Belgium, France.

Good Hols, No Probs!


Had to make this post though because of one thing that I know you will appreciate.

Comming out of Vienna past Salzburg, two lanes only, I'm towing in 1st lane, in rear view mirror - Two long flashes from car behind in 2nd lane to car in front overtaking in 2nd lane, car screams up to 4" of rear bumper of said car and 'nurfs! it out of the way!

OK so far I suppose, Standard European Driving. But on the side doors of the overtaking BMW was: "BMW DRIVER TRAINING" in ENGLISH!!!

God!! I wish I had It on film!

It really isn't a steriotype! It's NOW official!!

towman

14,938 posts

262 months

Thursday 26th August 2004
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Roflmao !

Sadly the BMW driver training school exists. Right next to Munich airport. Nice to know they teach this sort of stuff tho`. Must suggest it to the Scania school.

Steve

towman

14,938 posts

262 months

Thursday 26th August 2004
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What makes you think I`m anti BMW? I`m a changed man! Its ages since I posted This:.....

BMW Customer Services said:
Following the recent fire at BMW(UK)HQ, we are sorry to have to announce the loss of all computer records. This includes our owner/driver database. A consequence of this is that we are no longer able to ascertain which of our drivers have taken advantage of our FL programme.

We have now seconded various staff to our roadside patrol team to rectify this. In order to assist this new team, we would ask that those of you who have received the Frontal Lobotomy to please drive around with your front fog lamps illuminated. We will then check your VRN and update our database.

For those of you who have yet to sign up for the treatment, please remember that the FL certificate offers you exclusive access to the BMW lane 3 Timeshare.

Thank You

Sid & Doris Bonkers
BMW UK
Neasden

8Pack

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Thursday 26th August 2004
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Thought you'd appreciate it towman! Thing is the Austrians are worse than the S/Germans! They REALLY Do need another 3rd lane though! it's getting ridiculous there now. Our M/ways by the way, re: middle lane hoggers? I say: What the F*** is wrong with 70 mph for everyone! I DO NOT see a problem...... do you?

I tow a caravan!!!! I'll tell you all now,70mph!!! PIECE OF PISS!!!..80mph.... easy!! 90?? no problem! 100+ yes in Europe I've done it! for thousands of miles over many years. 60? YOU'RE ing Joking? Don't blame the Caravaner!!! It's the bloody Law that's to blame!

If you want to stop middle lane hogging, make it 70mph for EVERYONE, ....NO PROBLEM!!!!

towman

14,938 posts

262 months

Thursday 26th August 2004
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8Pack said:
Thought you'd appreciate it towman! Thing is the Austrians are worse than the S/Germans! They REALLY Do need another 3rd lane though! it's getting ridiculous there now. Our M/ways by the way, re: middle lane hoggers? I say: What the F*** is wrong with 70 mph for everyone! I DO NOT see a problem...... do you?

I tow a caravan!!!! I'll tell you all now,70mph!!! PIECE OF PISS!!!..80mph.... easy!! 90?? no problem! 100+ yes in Europe I've done it! for thousands of miles over many years. 60? YOU'RE ing Joking? Don't blame the Caravaner!!! It's the bloody Law that's to blame!

If you want to stop middle lane hogging, make it 70mph for EVERYONE, ....NO PROBLEM!!!!


Couldn`t agree more mate. When I first did recovery, I had a Range Rover & Trailer (SFH 211L Gawd bless `er). Cheap fuel, no cameras, understanding cops. Regularly did three figures on the motorway (with the trailer loaded), so quite right, no problem. HOWEVER - I have been out to umpteen rolled caravans where the driver didnt know how to load it properly, so unfortunately speed limit is still not low enough to keep the morons safe( do we care, do we b*llocks!)

Steve

8Pack

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Thursday 26th August 2004
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Dead right Steve! Loading is ALL! .. I Don't like the move to SHORT Wheelbase 4WD's for caravan work, I think it's wrong!! LONG wheelbase RWD cars are far better! Proven if you dare to increase speed.