Great Ebay Advert

[wildcrunch]

Looking for a car for my daughter came across this

"has started to go a bit pinky in places but it aint turning gay or owt"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170926599289?ssPageName=...

[twink]

Well that brightened my morning up.

[AMGpower]

twink said:

Well that brightened my morning up.

+1

[cirian75]

Ho hell, just read it out the girl who works next to me at work and she nearly nearly spat her coffee out with laughs.

[Rob282828]

Serious spelling issues

[98elise]

Got to be someone on PH.....

"Back Seats fold dwn so helps arodynmics"

[FRA53R]

Awesome , hope he doesn't actually want to sell though it as I can't see the ad working too well for him.

[B17NNS]

98elise said:

"Back Seats fold dwn so helps arodynmics"

Schoolboy error. We all know it lowers the centre of gravity, no aero benefits.

[SLacKer]

cu I got sum of the finner paint to lighton my ride?

[Roo]

Excellent.

[Paraicj]

Brilliant, especially compared to the same seller's other very professional ad for a BMW M3.

[Jaguar steve]

Das iz like well good innit yeah? Ain'takin da piss or nuffink.

[ajb85]

Amusing, yes, but I'm a little confused; does he genuinely want to sell this car? Is he implying the head has gone with the mayo spilt on the oil cap and should be assumed so, or is this just his idea of being witty?

[RZ1]

have folded one £20 note around 4 others. Makes countin easier

Is that wrong, i do that

[LordHaveMurci]

Good find - brightened up my day!

[Blackpuddin]

good on him

[Tyre Smoke]

ajb85 said:

Amusing, yes, but I'm a little confused; does he genuinely want to sell this car? Is he implying the head has gone with the mayo spilt on the oil cap and should be assumed so, or is this just his idea of being witty?

I thought that.

[JamesYates]

Seller said:

sum bird who saw me car wid her m8s offerd me half her family buckt for a ride & I didnt even have to move the car if u get me!!!

[sandman77]

B17NNS said:

Schoolboy error. We all know it lowers the centre of gravity, no aero benefits.

Unless the window is open.

[TheTurbonator]

ajb85 said:

Amusing, yes, but I'm a little confused; does he genuinely want to sell this car? Is he implying the head has gone with the mayo spilt on the oil cap and should be assumed so, or is this just his idea of being witty?

Just being honest in his description I suppose but the mayo is probably just from short trips and condensation build-up.

Advert said:

Gt rid of tht borin standrd cd playr n fitted 1 tht flashes like mad wif lazers and that so @ nite you cnt relly see wher your goin bt feel lik yur off your face!