Red rash, on the end of my....
Red rash, on the end of my....
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King Herald

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23,501 posts

245 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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I keep getting this red rash on the head of my knob. It seems to come for a few days, then go away. Sometimes it gets sort of hot and itchy, other times I don't even notice it is there.

It has been coming and going for a few months now, and appears for no particular reason I can think of. Sometimes it is just a series of tiny red dots, other times it is more inflamed. Some days there is nothing there. i thought it was thrush, but it keeps coming back.

I've tried fungal cream, Travacort, and Canesten, Savlon. All seem to make it go, but it comes back a few days, or even a week later.

I meant to go to the docs last time I was home, but I'm back offshore now for another month, hoping my knob doesn't fall off.

My wife say she has no symptoms of anything at all.

Any ideas?

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

287 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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Syphillis. Get it sorted or it will fall of.

MercuryRises

516 posts

192 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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King Herald said:


Any ideas?
Get to a clap clinic? Seriously, they'll know what to do

ben5732

763 posts

185 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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If its any consolation to you I had a similar thing a year ago, went the docs turned out to be nothing to worry about. Still get it checked out though mate!

karona

1,928 posts

215 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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Balanitis
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH000186...

Could just be the wrong soap

Stu R

21,634 posts

244 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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So many jokes about working offshore, so little time.

So instead of reeling one of those off, I'll suggest having one of the fitters mill it off in the workshop.

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

240 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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Undies chafing? Washing powder disagreeing with you?

Slink

2,947 posts

201 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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karona said:
Balanitis
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH000186...

Could just be the wrong soap
I was going to say this. so i will.

balanitis

sparkyhx

4,200 posts

233 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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get your blood sugar checked - many pharmacists will do this. It could be fungal from excess sugar in your wee wee.

Thats how my diabetes was first caught.

The Riddler

6,565 posts

226 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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I'll also admit to having bouts of a similar thing, had swab tests ect at both GP and GUM clinic, nothing untoward. Changed shower gel and spent more time rinsing and it went away.

My other half has never suffered any ill effects from it.

King Herald

Original Poster:

23,501 posts

245 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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I had a blood sugar test a couple of months ago, just for the hell of it, all was perfectly normal. Also did cholesterol test, again perfectly normal. I shower twice a day, have a good scrub, make sure I wash all the soap off etc. We have different soaps on my ship, and at home, and I've swapped between various ones with no difference to the results.

That Balanitis sounds like just what I have, but without the discharge. Next time I'm home I'll hunt out a suitable place to go for some full tests, blood, urine etc.

And Stu, I am the ships fitter. hehe

And in case anybody was wondering, bearing in mind where I live, there has been no messing about with other women, not in the 18 years I've been with SWMBO. nono


Vytalis

1,744 posts

193 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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King Herald said:
And in case anybody was wondering, bearing in mind where I live, there has been no messing about with other women, not in the 18 years I've been with SWMBO. nono
Without wishing to be indiscreet: is there any chance she would have passed anything on?

Stu R

21,634 posts

244 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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King Herald said:
And Stu, I am the ships fitter. hehe
Well at least that saves you having to ask the awkward question biggrin

TwigtheWonderkid

48,960 posts

179 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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Got to a chemist and buy potassium permanganate crystals. Dissolve in some warm water in a small cup and bathe the infected appendage therein.

southendpier

6,203 posts

258 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Got to a chemist and buy potassium permanganate crystals. Dissolve in some warm water in a small cup and bathe the infected appendage therein.
yes, do this. if your Wang goes yellow then it is probably syphillis.

southendpier

6,203 posts

258 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Got to a chemist and buy potassium permanganate crystals. Dissolve in some warm water in a small cup and bathe the infected appendage therein.
yes, do this. if your Wang goes yellow then it is probably syphillis.

southendpier

6,203 posts

258 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Got to a chemist and buy potassium permanganate crystals. Dissolve in some warm water in a small cup and bathe the infected appendage therein.
yes, do this. if your Wang goes yellow then it is probably syphillis.

King Herald

Original Poster:

23,501 posts

245 months

Sunday 21st October 2012
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Vytalis said:
Without wishing to be indiscreet: is there any chance she would have passed anything on?
Well, this was something that obviously crossed my mind, but she sounds innocent enough. If any sort of guilty look passed across her face then I missed it completely. scratchchin She suggested I go to the docs if it didn't clear, but I never got round to it. And I actually do trust her. biggrin

I've been round the track a time or two in my earlier years and know what the major, er, anti-social diseases look and feel like, but I don't recognise this as one.

TwigtheWonderkid said:
Got to a chemist and buy potassium permanganate crystals. Dissolve in some warm water in a small cup and bathe the infected appendage therein.
Not many shops on my ship. biggrin

And I don't want to ask the medic, or the whole fleet will know about my diseased knob within the hour. Discretion is an alien word out here. wink

King Herald

Original Poster:

23,501 posts

245 months

Monday 24th December 2012
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Just to re-visit this, I eventually applied Canesten cream to my dongle every day for a fortnight, even after any rash had gone, and the rash went away totally and has never been seen since. So I assume it was fungal and I was simply never applying any medication for long enough to kill off the very last spores.

ApexJimi

27,656 posts

272 months

Monday 24th December 2012
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King Herald said:
And I don't want to ask the medic, or the whole fleet will know about my diseased knob within the hour.
rofl