URGENT - Please help ignoramus with very little time
URGENT - Please help ignoramus with very little time
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Somewhatfoolish

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5,066 posts

214 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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I have one oven.

I want to make pigs in blankets with oven chips.

The former are presumably* best cooked at 180 max, the latter as hot as possible.

Cooking begins within the next hour.

What should I do? Can I actually make them both in the same oven or are the temperatures so far out with one another I should get takeaway chips?

*I will be making them myself, in the limited sense of wrapping up some sausages with some bacon. Therefore there's no convenient idiot temperature guide on packaging.

Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

5,066 posts

214 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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(bonus question: I have 6 full sized sausages and 6 full sized back bacon rashers. Should I have one rasher per sausage or some other quantity? I would imagine this means double wrapping and is that a problem?)

miniman

29,951 posts

290 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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Split each sausage in half, by squashing it in the middle then twisting, so you end up with a dozen half-size sausages. Cut the bacon in half then wrap the sausages

Oven to 200

Everything in at once, check after 20 minutes.

calibrax

4,788 posts

239 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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Put the pigs in blankets in the oven and turn it on. Put the oven chips in only when the pigs are partly cooked, and crank up the heat. If the pigs start to look overdone, cover them with a bit of loose foil.

Edited by calibrax on Tuesday 23 October 23:06

Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

5,066 posts

214 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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miniman said:
by squashing it in the middle then twisting,
I think I mentioned I'm a complete idiot. What on earth does this mean?

Pferdestarke

7,192 posts

215 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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Are you drunk?

Just get on with it.

Mobile Chicane

21,976 posts

240 months

Tuesday 23rd October 2012
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Put the chips in first and the 'pigs' 10 minutes later. How difficult is that?

No... Wait... rolleyes

Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

5,066 posts

214 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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Thank you all. Should be ready very shortly indeed.

I used a knife to cut the sausages rather than the squeeze thing which I still don't understand. If were the type to hide behind a diagnosis I would note that I have dyspraxia*; nevertheless I don't think it's that that is stopping me understanding it, just a failure of imagination. Even then I do appreciate the help smile

*well, according to a paediatric diagnosis. Not sure if I actually do.

Pothole

34,367 posts

310 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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Do you know how hand made links are made? Pinch the sausage halfway along it's length then twist the two 'halves' in opposite directions to make two mini sausages. OK? (you may find the and open a little but that doesn't matter if they are good quality sausages.

I'd have been tempted to stick the pigs in with the chips at 200 (or whatever) and take them out when they brown, then wrapped them in foil and stuck them back in for the last few minutes.


Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

5,066 posts

214 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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ETA: I don't think it's fair at all to criticise me for asking unintelligent questions when:

a) I come straight out in both the title and
b) The OP to admit it is ignorant
c) My username suggests incompetence (I chose it for this reason) and
d) I am not plucking a resource at random, I am looking for people who know what they are talking about

Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

5,066 posts

214 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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Pothole said:
Do you know how hand made links are made? Pinch the sausage halfway along it's length then twist the two 'halves' in opposite directions to make two mini sausages. OK? (you may find the and open a little but that doesn't matter if they are good quality sausages.

I'd have been tempted to stick the pigs in with the chips at 200 (or whatever) and take them out when they brown, then wrapped them in foil and stuck them back in for the last few minutes.
Ah right, thanks - no, I hadn't a clue that you could even try such a thing but it makes total sense. They were/are good butcher sausages, in fact from literally the best pork butcher in the crown dependency, so I will deffo try that in future!

Thanks - I seriously appreciate it.

Night angel

Pothole

34,367 posts

310 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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Somewhatfoolish said:
Pothole said:
Do you know how hand made links are made? Pinch the sausage halfway along it's length then twist the two 'halves' in opposite directions to make two mini sausages. OK? (you may find the and open a little but that doesn't matter if they are good quality sausages.

I'd have been tempted to stick the pigs in with the chips at 200 (or whatever) and take them out when they brown, then wrapped them in foil and stuck them back in for the last few minutes.
Ah right, thanks - no, I hadn't a clue that you could even try such a thing but it makes total sense. They were/are good butcher sausages, in fact from literally the best pork butcher in the crown dependency, so I will deffo try that in future!

Thanks - I seriously appreciate it.

Night angel
V Welcome.

dazco

4,281 posts

217 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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You could have done the chips in a fryer, if you have one.

Slink

2,947 posts

200 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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Somewhatfoolish said:
If were the type to hide behind a diagnosis I would note that I have dyspraxia*;
you do realise that dyspraxia is something to do with fine motor control, that if you have it you have less control over small fiddely movements, nothing to do with understanding and nothing like dyslexia.

perhaps you should step away from the drugs for a while then try cooking wink

Pothole

34,367 posts

310 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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Slink said:
Somewhatfoolish said:
If were the type to hide behind a diagnosis I would note that I have dyspraxia*;
you do realise that dyspraxia is something to do with fine motor control, that if you have it you have less control over small fiddely movements, nothing to do with understanding and nothing like dyslexia.

perhaps you should step away from the drugs for a while then try cooking wink
Or you could look a bit further into the condition:

wikipedia said:
In addition to the physical impairments, dyspraxia is associated with problems with memory, especially short-term memory. This typically results in difficulty remembering instructions, difficulty organizing one's time and remembering deadlines, increased propensity to lose things or problems carrying out tasks which require remembering several steps in sequence (such as cooking). Whilst most of the general population experience these problems to some extent, they have a much more significant impact on the lives of dyspraxic people.

Slink

2,947 posts

200 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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sorry, just dont really trust wiki for everything, an as it happens , i have dyspraxia aswell.

Melman Giraffe

6,794 posts

246 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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I he dead? Did he burn the house down?

smile

Pothole

34,367 posts

310 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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Slink said:
sorry, just dont really trust wiki for everything, an as it happens , i have dyspraxia aswell.
http://www.dyspraxiafoundation.org.uk suggests the same. I would hazard a guess (as I don't suffer from it and am not a Doctor) that it's not something which manifests itself the same way in every sufferer, perhaps?

Slink

2,947 posts

200 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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Lol

was going to say, it does actually make a bit of sence what you put, just have never been told that stuff by the doc who diagnoesed me.

Anywho, somewhatfoolish, did you burn it then? Or was it a sucsess story

Pothole

34,367 posts

310 months

Wednesday 24th October 2012
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Slink said:
Lol

was going to say, it does actually make a bit of sence what you put, just have never been told that stuff by the doc who diagnoesed me.

Anywho, somewhatfoolish, did you burn it then? Or was it a sucsess story
Sorry mate, didn't mean to get at you. Indeed, OP, please let us know you're not lying in a gel bath at the local GH!